Rodney McKay quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Take care.

Dr. McKay

[suddenly looking suspiciously at his kebab] Is there lemon in this?! [He hurries off to find out]

Dr. McKay

How could I possibly know that? What am I, Answer Man?

Dr. McKay

What are we going to tell them, Teyla? "Listen, kiddies, everything you believe is wrong, and trust us because we've been here for-" [checks watch] "-almost an hour!"

Dr. McKay

You know, if people could just learn to keep their secret underground bunkers locked…

Dr. McKay

So none of this is real? [Truth dawns] The cute brunette, of course! I should have known! How do you go from, "You're a pig, but I like your cat," to "I missed you"?

Dr. McKay

Look, someone get me a knife. [Genii just stand there] You all have guns, someone get me a knife.

Dr. McKay

[adjusts hair] Right. And in five, four, three-

Dr. McKay

[dramatically] This is Doctor Rodney McKay speaking to you from my base of operations in the lost city of Atlantis, located deep within the Pegasus galaxy. I record this message on the eve of our darkest hour. As I speak, an alien armada of biblical proportions is on its way, bent - dare I say hellbent, in keeping with the metaphor – on our destruction. We will do our best to stave off their attack but I am afraid that defeat is all but inevitable. I, and the other members of my team, face the most horrific deaths imaginable, as our very lives are sucked from our chests in a, in a, horrific - Okay, uh, start again. Start again.

Dr. McKay

Your mines make one hell of a bang, Colonel, I'm sure the Wraith's ears are ringing.

Dr. McKay

It's out of drones; you couldn't do any damage if you wanted to, now SIT DOWN.

Dr. McKay

You can't kill an unarmed, upside down man!

Dr. McKay

I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a certain fondess for the eletric chair. Call me romantic.

Dr. McKay

This is definitely Ancient design. Their latest stuff. [Blows a large amount of dust of the console] Their latest stuff being ten thousand years old.

Dr. McKay

[Rodney took the enzyme and he's dialing the gate] Big dose. Big, big dose. But you needed it. You had to take out the guards. And you did. Stupid, "You want the crystals, you'll have to go through us." Well, I went through you all right didn't I? Like a hot knife jell-o. No, it's uh butter. Hot knife through butter. Man, I'm hungry. Focus. Focus. Must finish dialing the gate.

Dr. McKay

Someone hand me a branch. [Ronon hands him a log] I didn't ask for a log!