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Carson Beckett quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Played by Paul McGillion · 60 quotes · page 1 of 4

Carson Beckett

Played by Paul McGillion

Stargate Atlantis · 512 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Stargate Atlantis: in 60 of its 512 quotes
Most scenes with: Rodney McKay (31), John Sheppard (19), Elizabeth Weir (16)

Lines by Carson Beckett 9

[Beckett is told to rouse his (very) elderly patient]

Dr. Beckett

Ten thousand years… d'you expect her to dance a bloody jig?

Dr. Beckett

I can barely make it to the main land and back without crashing. For the last time, I'm a medical doctor, not a bloody fighter pilot!

[Reference to Star Trek 's Dr. McCoy and his line "I'm a doctor, not a..."]

Dr Beckett

I ran every test I could on all of you from the get-go. Physiologically, you and your people are the same as we are. I have no explanation for any of your special super-powers.

Teyla I only have one power.

Dr Beckett

I've seen you fight, my dear.

Lt. Col. Sheppard [On Wraith physiology]: So it's a teenage thing? Pimples, rebellion, life-sucking?

Dr. Beckett

Something like that!

Dr. Beckett

So you finally came around did you. You know, you'll come to know Lucius eventually. He really is a kind and wise...

[Sheppard turns and pulls out a Wraith stun pistol]

Dr. Beckett

Oh crap.

[Sheppard stuns him]

[John, Rodney and Ronon step into a doorway, aiming their weapons ... and stop and stare in total disbelief at what they see. A man is sitting on a bunk inside the room, dressed in a grey prison outfit. He sighs in relief at the sight of them.]

Dr. Beckett

Finally. It’s about bloody time. [standing up] What took you so long?

Beckett, McKay and Keller are in the infirmary and Keller had just told Beckett that he's a clone and needs to take a weekly injection to keep his internal organs from shutting down, one they don't have in Atlantis.

Dr. Beckett

My Lord. No wonder I've felt like a dog's breakfast ever since I got here.

(Note: This is probably a hint at David Hewlett's movie, A Dog's Breakfast, in which Paul McGillion participated)

Scenes with Carson Beckett 51

[John confronts Carson about the weapon that nearly shot him and Jack O'Neill out of the sky on their way to the Antarctic outpost]

What the heck was that thing anyway?

Dr. Carson Beckett

You mean the drone? The weapon the Ancients built to defend this outpost.

[clueless] The who?

Dr. Beckett

[glaring at John suspiciously] You do have security clearance to be down here?

Yeah, General O'Neill just gave it to me.

Dr. Beckett

So you don't even know about the Stargate?

[confused] The what?

[about John and Teyla's exchange]

Dr. Beckett

[wistfully] How come I never make friends like that?

You really need to get out more.

Dr. Beckett

We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

[Beckett is explaining that his innoculation uses a mouse retrovirus]

Well, are there any side-effects?

Dr. Beckett

Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run on a small wheel...

Dr. Beckett

He fainted.

Oh, there's got to be a better word.

Dr. Beckett

"Faint" is the proper medical term.

[defensively] I passed out from... manly hunger.

Well, hang in there. [over radio] Dr. Weir, this is Sheppard. McKay's okay. [smirks] He, uh, he fainted.

[Beckett grins]

Oh yeah, that's very sympathetic. Let's all mock the dying man!

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