[Beckett is told to rouse his (very) elderly patient]
Dr. BeckettTen thousand years… d'you expect her to dance a bloody jig?
A character in Stargate Atlantis
Played by Paul McGillion
Stargate Atlantis · 512 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Stargate Atlantis: in 60 of its 512 quotes
Most scenes with: Rodney McKay (31), John Sheppard (19), Elizabeth Weir (16)
[Beckett is told to rouse his (very) elderly patient]
Dr. BeckettTen thousand years… d'you expect her to dance a bloody jig?
Dr. BeckettI can barely make it to the main land and back without crashing. For the last time, I'm a medical doctor, not a bloody fighter pilot!
[Reference to Star Trek 's Dr. McCoy and his line "I'm a doctor, not a..."]
Dr BeckettI ran every test I could on all of you from the get-go. Physiologically, you and your people are the same as we are. I have no explanation for any of your special super-powers.
Teyla I only have one power.
Dr BeckettI've seen you fight, my dear.
[Two Marines beam down into Atlantis with a ZPM]
Dr. Beckett[jumps] How did they do that?!
Lt. Col. Sheppard [On Wraith physiology]: So it's a teenage thing? Pimples, rebellion, life-sucking?
Dr. BeckettSomething like that!
[The lights are out and Beckett is about to operate on Ronon]
Dr BeckettBloody dark ages.
Dr. BeckettSo you finally came around did you. You know, you'll come to know Lucius eventually. He really is a kind and wise...
[Sheppard turns and pulls out a Wraith stun pistol]
Dr. BeckettOh crap.
[Sheppard stuns him]
[John, Rodney and Ronon step into a doorway, aiming their weapons ... and stop and stare in total disbelief at what they see. A man is sitting on a bunk inside the room, dressed in a grey prison outfit. He sighs in relief at the sight of them.]
Dr. BeckettFinally. It’s about bloody time. [standing up] What took you so long?
Beckett, McKay and Keller are in the infirmary and Keller had just told Beckett that he's a clone and needs to take a weekly injection to keep his internal organs from shutting down, one they don't have in Atlantis.
Dr. BeckettMy Lord. No wonder I've felt like a dog's breakfast ever since I got here.
(Note: This is probably a hint at David Hewlett's movie, A Dog's Breakfast, in which Paul McGillion participated)
[John confronts Carson about the weapon that nearly shot him and Jack O'Neill out of the sky on their way to the Antarctic outpost]
What the heck was that thing anyway?
Dr. Carson BeckettYou mean the drone? The weapon the Ancients built to defend this outpost.
[clueless] The who?
Dr. Beckett[glaring at John suspiciously] You do have security clearance to be down here?
Yeah, General O'Neill just gave it to me.
Dr. BeckettSo you don't even know about the Stargate?
[confused] The what?
[about John and Teyla's exchange]
Dr. Beckett[wistfully] How come I never make friends like that?
You really need to get out more.
Dr. BeckettWe're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
[Beckett is explaining that his innoculation uses a mouse retrovirus]
Well, are there any side-effects?
Dr. BeckettDry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run on a small wheel...
Dr. BeckettHe fainted.
Oh, there's got to be a better word.
Dr. Beckett"Faint" is the proper medical term.
[defensively] I passed out from... manly hunger.
Well, hang in there. [over radio] Dr. Weir, this is Sheppard. McKay's okay. [smirks] He, uh, he fainted.
[Beckett grins]
Oh yeah, that's very sympathetic. Let's all mock the dying man!
C'mon, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?
Dr. BeckettI was already on an alien planet!
Dr. Beckett"Victory at all costs." That sound familiar, Major?
Churchill.
Dr. BeckettAye. Never thought I'd disagree.
Rodney McKayDavid Hewlett · 282 quotes
John SheppardJoe Flanigan · 235 quotes
Elizabeth WeirTorri Higginson · 76 quotes
Ronon DexJason Momoa · 53 quotes
Radek ZelenkaDavid Nykl · 46 quotes
Teyla EmmaganRachel Luttrell · 37 quotes
LFLt. Ford25 quotes
Jennifer KellerJewel Staite · 18 quotes
Gen. O'NeillRichard Dean Anderson · 17 quotes
Richard WoolseyRobert Picardo · 16 quotes
MLMaj. Lorne12 quotes
WWraith12 quotes
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