Joke's on you, man! I love the brig! I'm going to my favourite place! [she breaks free of the security officers and throws a bedpan at Ransom] Next time, I'm gonna let somebody kill you! I'm gonna dance in your blood! [the security officers drag her out]
…which is why the Boimler Effect is something we will never forget. So named after the laziest, most corner-cutting officer in Starfleet history, Brad Boimler, seen here with one of the great birds of the galaxy. Anyway, let's move on to somebody even more important, perhaps the most important person in Starfleet history, Chief Miles O'Brien.
Anyway, I went and found a Hiverian metronome, and apparently if you just relax, and let it sync to your biorhythm, we can get you back on track and ascending by this afternoon!
OCO'Connor
You think I can realign a decade of spiritual enlightenment by this afternoon?!
