I've never even heard of an Anabaj. How did you know?
Affinity for red, drawn to the weak minded, plus I kinda dated one once, but only to make my mom mad.
Weak minded?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm your copilot?! You're taking on more work just to bug me?
Calm down, man. We can't have you co-flying angry. I need you co-calm.
Ooh, this is the new shuttle with blast shield! Yeeah! It's a blast shield, it's a blast shield. And it comes down, and it goes up. Blast shield!
Take your mind off this! Uh, think about work. Think about the warp core.
PPatient
I got burned in the warp core!
Those are dilithium burns?! How are you still alive, man? You should be dead!
I guess I'm just not cut out for Starfleet.
Oh, please, you're Mr. Starfleet.
No, I'm not! Not like you are! I should just turn in my uniform and go- work on a research asteroid!
No, absolutely not. Do not even joke about that. That is the lamest thing you could do.
I should just study bugs on a far-off planet, and then eventually get eaten, and no one will even know until they stumble upon my distress call, but it'll be way too late, and then they'll have to spend a bunch of time deciphering how things went wrong based on my final shaky video logs!
…I'm sure you wouldn't get eaten.
QQuimp
Give me your profit!
This ship is a joke!
Well, then we're the funniest joke in all of Starfleet.
You never admit the actual amount of time it takes to finish a job. If you did, your days would be packed.
Isn't that lying?
No. It's creative estimating. When you get an assignment, you exaggerate how long its gonna take, then you're a hero when it's done early.
Look at us! Lower decks, breaching protocol together. Friendship!
I thought you said it was tradition, I thought you said nobody cared.
They didn't. There was no way the captain noticed we were padding stuff out. Somebody ratted! I bet it was delta shift.
Ugh! Delta shift is the worst. They think they're so much better than us, just because they're so much better than us!
[surrounded by angry Gelrakians] Ah, circled by spears, this is a classic! What am I, Kirk? Is this the 2260s?
Repel all intruders, but do not use it as an excuse to stop doing what you are doing! I want you to stay on track, and on time. It's called multitasking, people! They do it on the Enterprise all the time! I don't want to hear any complaining, I only want to hear repelling of intruders, and people getting their work done!
Permission to speak freely?
You always speak freely. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely!
You're a great captain. Let them be a great crew.
You'll be fine. Want me to clean up those disgusting scars?
Uh, no way. No. These are my trophies.
Congratulations, you look like a f---ing scratching post.
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