I guess I'm just not cut out for Starfleet.
Oh, please, you're Mr. Starfleet.
No, I'm not! Not like you are! I should just turn in my uniform and go- work on a research asteroid!
No, absolutely not. Do not even joke about that. That is the lamest thing you could do.
I should just study bugs on a far-off planet, and then eventually get eaten, and no one will even know until they stumble upon my distress call, but it'll be way too late, and then they'll have to spend a bunch of time deciphering how things went wrong based on my final shaky video logs!
…I'm sure you wouldn't get eaten.
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