The Mayor and team are on a stakeout in a police van
What sort of action are we tracking?
Sir, this area is dominated by the world's oldest profession.
[nods] Bankers.
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Mike is listing sexual harassment items against Stuart
Item 10: Inappropriate use of the word "mount". Item 11: Pushing the elevator button without using his hands. (pause) What floor?
3rd
That's not bad.
I complimented Judge Stenciler's mustache today.
Janelle gasps
I know... She was not happy.
Janelle is walking in on the Mayor, Paul, and Carter practicing the waltz
With the new security cameras, I'll bet some guard is getting a kick out of this.
Guard (sitting in the security cam room): Shake it, fellas. Shake it.
So - has anybody felt harassed by Stuart?
Stuart has been publishing naked pictures of me to the internet!
That's not harassing you, Paul, that's harassing the internet.
MMarie
I don't know what it is about you, James, there's something about you. You just seem so, so old....so mature.
Maybe that's because you teach 4th grade.
Stuart and Diedre is having a fight, after their break-up
I slept with your sister!
DDierdre
I was there, you idiot!
This is like stepping back in time.
OOwen
The past is prologue, Michael. Men like us have to keep looking to the future.
What the hell are you talking about?
OOwen
I don't know.
(reading Owen's list)Things to do: Banish Satan and the forces of Evil; build the New Jerusalem; buy milk...
OOwen
Damn! I always forget the milk!
Come on, its my bet. Paul, I said its my bet
(Looking at James' cards) Did I ever tell you guys about my friend Pete? He's got two houses in Queens.
I'll see your $10, and raise you $20.
I'm out
I don't know if its me or the barely brew talking, but I'm out too
I have nothing.
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