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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You seem so.. so different.

You don't know how different. But, then again, maybe you'd like to find out.

Hitting on my girl, Parker?

Your girl? What ever on earth gave you that idea, Flash?

Well, I thought that.. Parker, Felicia and I need to talk, so why you don't crawl back under your rock.

Not this time, bonehead.

Now, Felicia.. What did you say?

It had something to do with the contents of your skull.

Well, this is a twist. Look who's suddenly developed a backbone.

[grabs Flash by the collar] I've developed a lot more than a backbone!

Peter! Flash, don't you have a History class to get to? [leads Flash away] What's gotten into you, Parker?

What? I'm just being myself.

No, you're acting different now, and it's scaring me. [walks off]

What's she talking about? I've never felt better in my life! [flips off steps and walks away]

[to Rhino]

A little far from the Zoo, aren't you?

Well well well, look who it is! It's the itsy, bitsy spider, and decked out in his new threads. But they ain't gonna look new tomorrow. [charges Spider-Man, who flips out of the way while he smashes into a wall]. Let's get this over with, I've gotta polish my horn.

This'll end when you tell me where me the Prometheum X is!

[lifts Rhino over his head, and starts spinning him around] Look, Hornhead, I'm not going in circles with you all night! I want an answer, now! [tosses him]

[Spiderman grabs Rhino with one hand] What's goin' on? You were never this strong! This ain't possible!

I've just rewrote the rules. Now who are you working for?

You know what they would do to me if I told?

A little something like this? And I'm just getting warmed up. [spins around Rhino on his own horn in the ground] The ride ends when you tell me where the Promethium X is.

I can't, I can't!

Well, that's too bad, big boy. For you.

[coming to a halt, falling over with a chuck of dirt stuck to his horn) Alright, I give up. I'd rather to go to jail than be a snitch.

Who said anything about jail?

Huh? I don't get it?

You will. [while pulling steel door towards him with webbing] It's like this: I'm through with not getting what I want!

[scared] W-what-what're you doin'? I-I-I told ya... I give up!

[growling] That's funny. I give up too. [lifts steel door over head menacingly] I give up trying to be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

[horrified] No, no. You can't..

Can't I?

H2Hunter 2

Copy red leader,let's get to our million dollar target,

You boneheads can't catch me,not while this suit makes me stronger and faster than you! [Attaches himself to a wall] Blasted Jameson and his stupid reward, he's got the whole world after me for something I didn't even do, now I can hardly move without somebody wanting a piece of me. [Hunter launches a rope and get pulled off] Don't you yahoos get it? The black Spider-Man is unbeatable! [Hunter launched a trap net and Spidey dodges it] Nice try buddy! My turn! [launches a web and webs up a hunter]

H1Hunter 1

Should I try a sonic blaster?

H2Hunter 2

We tried everything else.

[Fires the Sonic Blast at Spider-Man as he recoils in agony]

The suit! What's happening? I'm getting weak! Everything's going dark! [the suit saves him and pulls him on a roof]

H2Hunter 2

How he can do that?! What's goin' on?! Get him, up there!

I must have passed out. HEY! [A piece of the suit detaches and destroys the sonic weapon a hunter uses a flamethrower and the suit again pulls him at a safe spot] Heh [launches a piece of metal that breaks a fire hydrant] Your suits have battery packs that blow up if they get wet! Buh bye! [launches a web from his organic suit white patch] I think it's time I paid a visit to the source of all my problems.

Thanks to your photos, we got the web-slinger dead to rights.

I told you I could do the job, J.J. [Spider-man arrives through the window]

Oh, You did a job alright, on me.

Spider-Man!

Think you can hide in some cockamamie new costume?

Oh, I've got nothing to hide, pickle puss. Especially from a couple of second-rate hacks like you.

Yeah, well pictures don't lie. [Spider-Man angrily grabs Brock's jacket]

But, YOU do!

What're you talkin' about? I-I know what I saw.

You didn't see me take the Prometheum X. [Jameson backs away and press the silent security alarm under his desk]

Who else could've taken it?

What about the clown in the rhino costume, punk?

A rhino? I think that new suit's cutting off the oxygen to your brain. [Spider-man turns around and grabs Jameson by his tie]

[snarling] If you don't call off that reward, I'm gonna- [group of security guards comes bursting in through the door]

SSecurity

Don't even think about it.

[amused] Who needs to think? [throws Jameson's desk at the security guards]

SGSecurity Guard 1

Hey!

SGSecurity Guard 2

Watch it!

SGSecurity Guard 3

Look out! [Spider-Man leaves out the window]

[normal voice] I almost lost it again back there.

As bad as he was before, in that suit, he's even worse.

JJJohn Jameson

The own... it's gone... The man... in... a rhino costume. Oh.. (Winces in pain)

It was that guy in a rhino suit.

You lied to me!

Okay, okay. It was just some fool in a bad Halloween costume. What's the big deal?

I can't have someone works for me, [pounds the table] coloring the truth the laming of facts to against everything I stand for! You're history, Brock! Outta here! Fired! [Pushes Brock to the ground]

What? No, no! Wait! I have all pictures!

Come on, you hate Spider-Man, both of us do! I thought you be glad to hear it took the Prometheum X. J.J, I did it for you!

[Calling security] You did this for yourself, Brock. Get me security, I got some trash that can throw out.

Spider-Man! Everywhere I turned he's in my way! He cost me my job, my reputation... [sneezes] My health! [Door locked and his place evicted] My apartment?!

[to Brock]

So, very painful or sorta painful? it's up to you. Now [grabs Brock by the shirt collar] Where are the photos of the crash site!?

What's this? A fight? And nobody invited me!

You stay outta this!

Reasonable advice, but I haven't had much use for reason lately!

Gettin' rid of you is gonna be a blast!

[Shocker makes a wall crumble and debris falls over Spider-man, apparently killing him]

[Maniacally Laughing) Rest in pieces, wall-crawler!

How 'bout I follow you instead?!

[Spider-man Knocks down an heavy door panel]

Well,if it's not my old friend, Alistair Smythe!

How did you get in here?

Since I got my new suit, I get invited to all the best parties! [dodges Shocker's blasts]

[Launches web to Smythe and binds him] Don't leave, party's just starting!

[the Promethius falls on the floor] The Promethium X!

I'll take care of that

Shocker! He has the Promethium X!

Well, I see you're busy, so I'll be on my way.

[Spiderman is in his apartment]

basic structure density,molecular weight,looks it's heat activated. Well, what do you know?

[Kingpin in his Tower, Smythe and Shocker are before him]

What's the matter with you? What happened?

Spider-Man took the Promethius X!

So,you have to take it back. even if you have to take the entire city hostage.

Excellent idea.

[Shocker kidnaps John Jameson]

Who are you?! What do you want?

We got important business you and I [shows hospital hand band]

What you have done to my son?

Listen, and listen well

RReporter

That's just it, Astronaut John Jameson has been kidnapped from his, we are going now to the Colonel's Father, J.Jonah Jameson, with a stable in his house in Madden

Spider-man,whatever you are,if are within in sound of my voice,you must contact me,it's a matter of life and death

[annoyed] So after all of this, I'm supposed to come running to your beck and call? This's for John, old man. Not you. [turns off TV and changes to black suit]

[Jameson inserts the key in car and Spider-man arrives on the top of the car]

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

i knew if i followed you something turned up

Eddie Brock: i'm betting you're plotting against me with Spider-man

John?

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

JJJohn Jameson

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

it's payback time, Web slinger.

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

[Shocker points his "Shockers" at the door he came out of, waiting for Spiderman to come out of it, but Spiderman comes up right behind him]

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[Brock Arrives and Tackles Spider-man down unknowingly saving Shocker, but Spider-man raises and Grabs Brock]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

[Spider-man Binds Brock to a web cocoon and hangs him right below the bell]

*Help groans*

[to Shocker]

And YOU… you're the main course!

[after Spider-Man breaks his "Shockers")

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!

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