I will not hurt her!
So you're gonna hurt me instead!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Kraven, as he dangles him from the top of a building]
Thanks for showing me the view, but I'm afraid of heights.
[escapes by knocking Kraven backwards]
Is this guy a pro wrestler? That would explain the tights.
He'll be back. You can't stop him. Nothing can stop him.
Okay, okay calm down. Let's get out of here before mister right comes back for a second date.
The fear in her eyes has got even me spooked, but I don't think this Kraven guy can find her. With any luck the cops will nab him first, or maybe animal control.
[after seeing Mary Jane in her leopard skin print outfit]
Wow, that outfit brings out the animal in me.
[to Kraven]
Yo, Jungle Jim, up here!
Where is my woman?
Well you're the hunter, can't you find her?
[listening to Robbie's answering machine message]
Robbie where the heck are you? The airline says your plane let out hours ago. What happened to you?
How does "I was kidnapped by a crazed big game hunter" grab ya J.J.
Robbie's the bait. Okay. I'll bite.
Penny for your thoughts.
Will you please just tell me what's going on here? How did I get involved?
I guess you have me to thank for that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but, isn't the hero suppose to get the girl. I saved the city from jungle boy and I'll be lucky if Felicia or Mary Jane even speak to me again.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Huh? Where did you come from?
Jersey.
You got a claim check for that bag?
[rams Spider-Man]
Check this!
That's the Spider-Man justice system - guilty until proven innocent.
Parker, how on Earth did you get in the middle of Manhattan, hanging upside down in a costume you've never seen before?
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