[about an out of control car] What's this? Another satisfied graduate of the "New York City Cab Driving Academy"?
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What was that all about?
RRepairman
Red eyes... The red eyes after me.
A-ha. And did they belong to little pink elephants?
RRepairman
No, mister, it was real, it was real, I swear!
Yeah, alright, fine. Just don't let the cops blame this one on me, ok?
RRepairman
The red eyes... The red eyes...
Sure, pal, whatever you say.
Oh no. Not Debra Whitman. The little sister I never had, or wanted.
[when he shoots web but Lizard dodges]
Good reflexes for a future handbag.
When I break this story, it will be Pulitzer time.
[Eddie Brock is webbed to a lamp post by Spider-Man]
Hang loose, Brock. That webbing will all melt in a couple of hours.
You can't do this!
I already have. I won't let you ruin Connors' life.
But, but...
[Spider-Man shoots web to Brock's mouth to shut him up]
What a slimy mess. Why can't I be one of those galaxy-hopping superheroes? Why do I end up in the sewers? You don't find the Fantastic Four in a sewer, or the Avengers. Never have I seen the Avengers in a sewer. Or the Defenders. Well, maybe the Hulk.
RRepairman
You'll come back for me, right?
Hey, I'm a hero, remember?
I need one chance of this or I'm lizard food. Uh-oh. Chow time!
[about Curt Connors being the lizard]
Boss, if I'm wrong I'll... I'll... I'll eat today's issue of the Bugle.
[Curt Connors answers the door]
J. Jonah Jameson, what brings you here this morning?
You want it cooked or raw?
Hold that pose. Alright, don't hold that pose. If you're gonna be temperamental, I'll fix it so you never work in this town again.
I get a bad feeling whenever somebody says I have to trust him.
Wait a minute, are you telling me Spider-Man is just some goofy kid? That's unbelievable.
How can anything be unbelievable to a guy who publishes a tabloid?
Hey, hey! I got First Amendment rights!
SSoldier
We just amended them.
How 'bout that. I'm in too places at once.
This one's the real deal lady. After all this time I can practically smell him. Which means Eddie Brock just made my whole company look like jerks.
Not hard to do.
Why you web slinging clown, how... [gets cut off by Aunt May]
Yeah, somebody's gotta save the guy who hates Peter Parker. Guess who? Talk about dramatic irony!
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