Mary Jane Watson quotes from Spider-Man

Nice moves!

Mary Jane

Hey, I'm a single woman living in New York. Self defense classes are a must!

Mary-Jane Watson

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Maybe to you. But I'm holding the most beautiful girl in the room.

Harry Osborn

I couldn't agree more.

Uh, Harry.

Harry Osborn

So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry. You're my friend.

Harry Osborn

If you look up " friend " in the dictionary, it says nothing about stealing away girlfriends.

Listen, I didn't steal-

Harry Osborn

But you did. And for that, I can never forgive you, ever. Thanks a lot, friend.

Mary-Jane Watson

He's got to accept the fact that I'm not his girlfriend anymore. I'm going to go talk to him.

Harry

[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]

Punisher

[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?

[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.

Mary Jane

Peter?

Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!

Harry

It's yooo-oou!

Where were you all this time?!

Mary Jane

I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.

And I love you.

Why would you do that?

Mary Jane

To prove to myself that you'll always be there for me when it really counts. You will, won't you, Peter?

Yes. Yes, I will.

Mary Jane

What's the matter?

With all my super powers, I was helpless. It took three normal women to save the world.

Mary Jane

Anything wrong with that?

No, but I was hoping to be the only one to wear the superhero costume in the family. Of course, it would probably look better on you anyway.

Mary Jane, this whole thing only proves to me how dangerous being Spider-Man's wife going to be. Are you sure you want to keep wearing my ring?

Mary Jane

Bet your life on it, tiger. It will take a lot to be Spider-Man's wife, but I learned something today. If anyone can do it, it will be Mary Jane Watson.

The ring, please.

Mary Jane

[Peter puts the ring onto her finger] Oh, Peter, it's so beautiful! [hugs and kiss with Peter]

I'll skip the better or worse part since we've been through that already. So I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Mary Jane

Morrie Bench?! It's not possible! I saw you evaporated to nothing!

Hydro-Man

Everything is possible for me, red. I told you, nothing could keep us apart. Not even an oblivion.

Mary Jane

Morrie! [Hydro Man water blasts Peter Parker away] Leave my husband alone!

Hydro-Man

Husband? You think I'm gonna let this wimp stand in my way? Uh-uh... We would meant to be together. I'm taking you back to New York, red, and we're going my way! [takes Mary Jane when she's shouts into the water]

Mary Jane! [dives from the boat into the water, swim, grab Mary Jane's jacket and exhale out the water] MARY JAAANNNNE!

Hydro-Man

Mary Jane!

Mary Jane

STAY AWAY! You stay away from me! [runs away from him]

Hydro-Man

Come back here, red. It's time we have a little heart to heart talk!

Mary Jane

Oh, I hate this bridge!

Yeah, me too. I always get the feeling something bad is going to happen here.

Hydro-Man

[appearing behind them] Kid, you ought to become a psychic!

Mary Jane

I hate the sound of your voice, I can't stand to look at you...

And let's not bring up your personality!

Mary Jane

[to Hydro-Man] How can I live my life as a clone?! As a part of you?! [swipes her wrist away from him] I hate you!

Hydro-Man

Then you're just going to have to hate me for all eternity, as my wife!

[clears throat] I'm afraid I have some rather unpleasant news. The latest blood tests on Hydro-Man show that the cloning process has proven unstable. You're coming apart, just like my first clones. It has just taken longer to happen this time. According to my research, neither of you has much time left.

Hydro-Man

[exploding with rage] NO! This is all YOUR fault! [tries to attack Warren, splashing everywhere] If you couldn't do it correctly, you should have never done it at all!

[protecting Warren] Bench, stop! You're destroying the lab!

Hydro-Man

No! It's happening too fast! [almost a melt-down] I want you, Red. [Water pipes explode] I want you! NO! [Being decayed completely]

Mary Jane. No!

Mary Jane

It's too late. I'm falling apart too.

We'll get help. We'll- Warren! Warren, where the blazes are you?!

Mary Jane

Forget it, tiger. He's gone. Oh dear! But-but b-before I go, I want to let you know just one thing, i-if any part of me is anything like the real Mary Jane Watson, she loves Peter Parker more than anything in the world. More than anything.

[Heartbroken and devastated] NO! [Mary Jane Clone is being decayed completely] MARY JANE! MARY JANE! [Starts screaming in despair as water floods the room and overwhelms him]

[calling Alistair Smythe] Ah, Smythe my dear fellow! Sorry to bother you. Tell Silvermane I need some repairs down here. [looks at Spider-Man's small piece of costume material] Perhaps, soon, I might make some startling advances!