Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Yeah, right. I'd love to listen to you, squid-lips, but I've got another fish to catch. And he comes with his own fishbowl.

Nice claws. You ever hang out with my friend Wolverine?

Glad they haven't changed their ventilation system since I was here last.

At last, I found the six stooges again.

To bad this won't count towards my frequent flier mileage.

I'd love to continue this chat, but neither of us needs to spend the night in a Russian jail cell.

Did you guys come here on separate flights, or on one of those supervillain package deals?

You hatch a different crackpot scheme every week, Fisk, what makes this one so special?

World domination? Kingpin, y'know how bland you sound right now? Like, for real, tubby, be original for once! This's cheesy cartoon bad guy talk!

Oh, my aching head. Now where am I?

One thing's for sure, I gotta get better company.

They just don't build these evil lairs like they use to.

Now that's what I call an E-ticket ride.

These guys don't talk much, chubby, but something tells me they're going to give you one heck of a fight.

You had to send some of the Earth's most dangerous villains, to this peaceful, harmless world, and let them destroy it all then conquer it, just to prove evil is bad? [angry] You know, for some all powerful cosmic being, you're a few stars short a galaxy, pal!

We've always acted heroically because it was the right thing to do. Now, we can show this cosmic cuckoobird, the Beyonder, what we human beings are really made of!