Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

I wish I had an answer for you. I am sorry for your pain.

Don't worry about my pain, worry about yours if I mutate into a dangerous creature and you have to stop me. It's always the same. I can save the world ten times over, but when I end up needing help I'm on my own. So thanks, for nothing.

Beast

Penny for your thoughts, Spider-Man? I mean you no harm. I just want to talk.

I've heard that I want to hear from your X people. X-cuse me.

Hobgoblin

What kind of a fool do you take me for?

Well personally, I wouldn't call you a fool. That would be an insult to fools everywhere.

Wolverine

Spider-Man! What have you done with Beast?

I don't know what you are talking about.

Wolverine

Yeah. Sure. Beast told you about this place. That's how I knew to find you here, looks like your memory needs a little help. [initiates his claws]

Hobgoblin

You boys are having so much fun! I hate to bust up the party, but I will anyway! [laughs and throws a pumpkin bomb at them]

[to Wolverine] We'll finish our conversation after I take care of Laughing Boy.

Wolverine

If you're lying, you're fillet of spider, pal. [unsheathes his claws]

I get the picture, Wolvy, but have you ever thought about seeing a manicurist about those things?

Subtlety's not your strong point, is it?

Wolverine

Heh, can't even spell the word.

You're the one with the nose, where to next?

Wolverine

[sniffs] What I smell, is trouble.

[sees soldiers approaching them] Good nose.

Nice tracking, Wolvy. Only problem is, there's no exit.

Wolverine

Then I'll just have to make one.

Nice.

Yep, claws are definitely more fun than doors.

You can kiss your webs goodnight, wall-crawler.

Next time, don't barge in without knocking.

Beast

Spider-Man, keep us still or Wolverine is lost to us.

No problem, but whatever you do just don't make me laugh.

Wolverine

That's no way to treat a lady, pal. [gets smacked down as he attempts to free her]

You sure showed him.

Wolverine

Shut up, you puny little geek!

Beast

So, there appears to be a keen scientific mind behind that garish mask, eh my friend?

Takes one to know one, blue boy.

Do you ever use a door?

Uh-uh. Don't believe in 'em.

Morbius

I'll feed on you.

You want to feed on me? You don't know where I've been.

I'll need a blood sample.

Pick an arm. Any arm!