Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Morbius

You! What has happened to you?

What this? Just auditioning for the genetic mutation club, Mikey. I kinda need your help.

Punisher

Your days of terrorizing the innocent are over, wall-crawler!

Don't tell me - the skull, the corny line... your name must be Bonehead! Right?

Punisher

You kidnapped that student.

Dude, if you're trying to punish criminals, get your facts straight before you start shooting? Just a thought.

Punisher

I'm coming after you. And next time, I'm using lethal force!

Ooh, I'm so scared, I might start biting my fingernails. And man, have I got fingernails!

Punisher

Got ya!

Can't let it end like... this...! [anguish and mutates into the Man-Spider Monster]

Punisher

Come on out, I'm gonna make it quick and clean. [The Man-Spider Monster knocks his gun flashlight away from it and the monster is frightening him]

Kraven

Well, my little Calypso, you have done it again!

Calypso?

In Mythology, Calypso was a Goddess, who offered the gift of life to Odysseus.

Well, I guess you're my Calypso too.

Morbius

Help me. [The jogger sneaks in and takes the jogger's plasma]

Morbius! [Grabs Morbius] Stop giving in to this blood lust! You have to or I can't help you! [Morbius throws him to the tree] And that feeding made him so strong. [Morbius threatens to kill and Spider-Man leaps to the wall] Where that flying bloodbath go to? [Morbius dives to fight him] What about Felicia? Do you think she'll want you like this?

Morbius

You shut up about her! [Tries to drain Spider-Man's plasma]

Blade

[Throws a garlic gas to spray Morbius in front of Spider-Man to save him] The cries of the night stalker. I like music to my ears. You're finished.

That's sword-swinging biker wants to destroy Morbius! I can't let him do it!

Blade

[continues to extinguish] One more round, the poison gas will end your reign of terror, vampire...! [Spider-Man ambushes him] Why are you protecting him?!

Why are you after him?! [Morbius flies out] His strength is beyond human! Great...! Another weirdo when I saw?

Blade

Let's see how you read to endose the lethal gas! [shoots Spider-Man with the garlic gas]

[coughs] What the heck?! [sneezes] Garlic? You sprayed with garlic? Are you some kind of nut?

Blade

You can breathe!

Barely!

Look, it's Spider-Man. He's responsible for this. Get him.

Oh yeah! Yup, the blood-sucking monster who's been out and about at night. That's me! God, can New Yorkers turn on you the minute they hear rumors.

It's Spider-Man!

Something tells me they aren't chasing autographs.

Morbius

I don't want your help! And I would walk this evening. I felt different, I like this right now. I cannot be hurt cannot be destroyed! I am immortal! [Throws Spider-Man to the rooftop elevator] I will desire into a pitiful human. Now I am so much more than human! I am the king of the night! [tears Spider-Man's shoulder and tries to drain his plasma]

NO!

Morbius

Your strength...! YES! [Blade hits Morbius behind with a mortorcycle when he's riding] You again! Who are you? What do you want with me?!

Blade

Call me Blade. All I want vampire is to destroy you! [Blade and Morbius begins to fight each other]

I didn't get a whole plasma drain. But, I still feel weak... dizzy.

Blade

This time, vampire, you're finished!

[jump and kicks Blade's gun] Stop! [Morbius flies off]

Blade

[manages to hit Spider-Man with a motorcycle when he's riding] Why did you do that? [manages to throw at Spider-Man] Why?!

I have to help him! I turned him into the vampire.

Blade

You created that creature? And now you want to save him at all his done?

He didn't want to be one.

Blade

He must destroyed, and so must you! [flips out Spider-Man and Spider-Man slings to stop] I won't make mistake of letting live this time! [cuts off the web and make Spider-Man fall]

Blade

All the attacks are currently in the Empire State University. Why?

Maybe he really likes the cafeteria food.

Blade and I are vampire hunters.

Vampire hunters?

There's always been a dedicated cadre of people who hunt Nosferatu.

Nosferatu? Isn't that the name of a German rock band?

I'm glad somebody has time to enjoy themselves when there's so much at stake.

Blade

[Enraged] How dare you?! If you been there, we might've save that Parker woman!

We don't have time to argue! We need to make another plan.

Blade

I'm tired of this teamwork garbage! I'll finish this mission myself!

[Shoves Blade in rage] I'm sick of hearing about you and your mission! It's none like any of your brilliant weapons and the schemes have worked! [Swings his hand at Blade's weapons in far more ferocity and savagery than before, knocking them off the counter]

Why don't you all go back into the cave you flew out of?! I'm working alone again, too! [Swings out of the hideout in ferocity and savagery]

[Swing kicks Blade to the ground, then grabs him from behind] I won't let you hurt him!

Blade

I wasn't going to! [Morbius flies away] And now, you've let him get away!

Great. [Slowly gets up] Why don't I ever look before I leap?

Freeze creep.

No, let him go. He saved the Tablet of Time.

Something here doesn't smell right.

Aren't you listening? Spider-Man's a hero.

No, no I mean, phew, something really smells bad.

Uh, sorry.