See, Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.
It's not a bedsit. It's a flat. [Shoots Duane in the groin] Yes! [Turns and sees Mike on the ground] No Mike! Mike! Oh Jesus no! [Mike throws up paint out of his mouth] MEDIC!
Is that you Tim?
Yeah I'm here, man; just hold on, hold on!
I'm tired, Tim.
Just err... everything's going to be fine I promised. [Cries] I'm sorry I said those things, I just... wasn't thinking straight.
I can say some pretty stupid things myself sometimes.
No, Mike, I'm the stupid one. I've always been the stupid one. [Mike smiles] What are you laughing at?
I guess I got to be the hero after all.
Yeah, I guess you did.
I've gotta— I've gotta sleep.
No no, Mike, stay with me.
So tired, so tired. Goodbye old friend.
No, Mike! [Mike appears to die from his paintball injuries] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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