[The students are all assembled in the gymnasium as Heidi gives out an announcement, with Cartman standing next to her]
[standing on the podium] Fellow students, I have asked to speak today because of the hypocrisy and bullying that is coming from the administration at this so-called school. It is an outrage that our principal and counselor demand our participation in privileged programs that are outrageously overfunded. Why is it that the school allows funding that only goes to special-needs students? Are the rest of us not special? If we are continually asked to work for no money and ask our parents to pay for our programs, then soon we will all be poor, and forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa.
It's not a trailer!
Theresa, get over it. You live in a trailer park. It's not a big deal.
Uh, okay, honey. You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie.
What did you say?!
I just… I just want you to stay on point so we can get this over with.
"GET THIS OVER WITH?!" You're supposed to be supporting me!
I am supporting you, sweetheart!
Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole! Just forget it! My point is, if the school administration doesn't cancel the science fair, I will see to it that they are all fired for discrimination!
[to PC Principal] She's kind of like Cartman, but with the ability to follow through.
Oh, dude. Bro.
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