[enters Mr. Mackey's office] You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey?
Oh, yes, Heidi. Uh, we just wanted to see if you have transportation to the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend, or if you wanted us to set something up for you.
What?
…Uh, Saturday is the science fair, and, you're the judge for the competition?
Judge a special needs science fair? Ahem, no thanks.
Well, Heidi, is there a problem with you being the judge this weekend?
Uhh, yeah? It's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at school?
But, you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair because you're our best science student.
So, now I'm gonna be punished by being force to judge a bunch of handicapped kids?!
But… Okay, you see, the problem is that you volunteered last month, Heidi. You said you wanted to do it, m'kay?
Well, how can you expect students to commit to things a month in advance?! I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight.
Look, the kids have worked really hard and have done some amazing projects.
You're gonna force me to come to school on a Saturday?!
Heidi, eh… is everything all right?
Oh, what? Are you gonna call me fat now too?! It just so happens I'm a vegan, which means it'd difficult for me to get enough protein, so my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle, which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually WAY healthier than any of YOU!
Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend.
Oh, Goddammit!
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