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S21 E8

South Park · Season 21, Episode 8

Heidi, Wendy and others in “Moss Piglets”

[Wendy, Isla, Theresa, and Heidi are waiting at the bus stop]

[frustrated] This is bullcrap! How can they force me to be the Science Fair judge?! Now I know how it feels to be a slave!

It's…not exactly like being a slave, Heidi.

Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the Science Fair?! No! Do I have a choice?! No! Ooh, yes, massa! Let me judge that Science Fair for you, sir!

God, will you stop?!

Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off your family lives in a trailer.

My family doesn't live in a trailer. We live in a tiny home. My parents downsized to make a smaller footprint on the environment.

That's what I said. Your family lives in a trailer.

There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes. There's five others on my block.

Right. That's called a trailer park.

[embarrassed] I don't live in a trailer park!

Just don't even respond to her. Just ignore her.

I'll try, but she's such a bitch.

IIsla

She wasn't talking to you, Heidi.

Oh, looks like Isla has something to say, you guys. Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound. Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with you wit and satire. This should be good, you guys.

[walks up to Heidi] Hey, Heidi, what's up?

[uninterested] Oh, hey, babe, what's going on?

What are you up to?

Nothing, just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes.

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