[enters the room; upset] Hey Randy, did you go make a deal with another weed company?
Yes, Towelie. I'm working on a merger with Med Men.
Med Men? But, those guys are posers.
We have a deal in the works to help each other put a stop to home-growers once and for all.
Jesus. You know, I knew a guy who thought weed should be for everybody. A guy who believed in integrity. I don't understand who you even are anymore.
That's because I'm the president of the company, and YOU are a TOWEL!
YOU'RE a towel!
What is wrong with trying to protect our business?
[walks towards the front door; stops and turns around] Because weed isn't supposed to be some money-grubbin' business model! It's a gift from God! And not something to exploited by some stupid towel! [opens the door and steps out]
I AM NOT A TOWEL!!
Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Randy. You are not a towel.
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