[Hell's Pass Hospital; Butters is in a hospital bed, recovering from getting stabbed]
You're very lucky, young man. You've got a couple of hairline fractures, but the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.
I… I d-didn't think a knife could really hurt me. Ah, I thought I was just in a virtual reality.
No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker. We've called your parents, and they're on their way. Your dad wanted me to let you know that you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine.
[disappointed] Aw, nuts!
Try and relax, and when your parents get here, we'll sort this all out.
Wonder how long I'm grounded for.
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