[panicking as he enters the house] Mom! Mom, I gotta tell you something! You're not gonna believe it!
[knitting] Not now, Butters. Your father wants to have a talk with you in the kitchen. He is not happy.
Oh, no. What I'd do this time?
You just march on in there.
Oh, jeez. [marches into the kitchen and enters]
[As Butters enters the kitchen, he sees his displeased father standing in front of the counter with a box of Hamburger Helper and a glass of milk sitting next to him]
You see this, Butters? It's a glass of milk that I poured for myself. And you see this? It's Hamburger Helper. Now would you mind telling me what Hamburger Helper is doing in this glass of milk?! Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?!
[nervously] I have no idea, sir.
I'll tell you why! [opens the pantry] Our pantry is always kept organized alphabetically. But somebody put the Hamburger Helper where the Nestle Quik is supposed to go!
I'm sorry, Dad. It's just I've been really preoccupied lately.
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