All right, students, let's take our seats. Apparently we have a little problem here at the school which we need to talk about.
Ah, yes. [points to Kyle] You mean the Jew problem. Good, good. I'm glad we're going to finally do something about it.
“Lice Capades” · Season 11, Episode 3
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Kenny McCormick (2), Clyde (1), Mrs. Garrison (1)
We all know the only person who can spread the lice here is Kenny and the Jew.
What?! Fuck you!
[Clyde is in the waiting room awaiting treatment for his lice]
GGirl
I have an ear infection. What are you here for?
I have...I have AIDS.
[Kenny's parka is pulled off and thrown away, leaving only his underpants]
All right, Kenny, you know what has to happen. Sock bath! Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks! [the students attack Kenny]
[unmuffled] No, no, not the socks! No!
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