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S11 E4

South Park · Season 11, Episode 4

Homeland Security Head, Kyle and others in “The Snuke”

HSHomeland Security Head

Ferris, set up over there. Two of you can take that bed area.

Kyle

Hey!

HSHomeland Security Head

Donner, take over that station.

Kyle

What's going on?

HSHomeland Security Head

This department is being absorbed by Homeland Security.

Kyle

Homeland Security?

HSHomeland Security Head

Look, your little game of going over people's heads is over. You can still work, but from now on, you answer to me. You got that?

FHFBI Head

Excuse me, who's in charge here?

HSHomeland Security Head

I am.

FHFBI Head

Yeah, well, not anymore you're not. This department has just been assigned to the FBI.

HSHomeland Security Head

That's outrageous! On whose orders?

FHFBI Head

On order of the Secretary of Defense. You had your shot, now I'm in charge.

AHATF Head

Not anymore you're not. Orders just came down from Central. They want ATF handling this on all fronts. All right, people, from now on, you're answering to me.

PSPresident's Staff Head

Not anymore they're not. Orders from the President. He wants this handled by his staff personally. Now Nelson is in charge.

NNelson

Not anymore I'm not! [awkward silence]

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