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“Casa Bonita” · Season 7, Episode 11
In this episode: Eric Cartman (9), Kyle Broflovski (8), Stan Marsh (4), Sheila (2), Kenny McCormick (1), Clyde (1)
It's like the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants!
This Saturday awesome!
Who said I'm inviting you?
Your mom said you are taking 3 friends.
Yes. 3 friends. You're not my friend.
Come on, Kyle, who are you going to invite besides Stan and Kenny?
I'm going to take Butters. He invited me to his Birthday last month so I owe him one.
Butters?!! You're going to take him? Why?
Because Butters is nicer than you!
I have never been a dick to you!
Oh please! All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Kyle, when is the last time I rip on you for being a Jew? [flashback clips occur from when Cartman rips on Kyle for being Jewish on other past episodes] ...OK, expect maybe for that one time.
You've always been a dick to me Cartman, and I'm not inviting you.
Kyle, You don't understand. Casa Bonita is my most favorite place in the whole world. I'll just-I'll just die if you don't take me, please!
Sorry, my mind is made up.
[exploding and flipping Kyle off] WELL FUCK YOU, KYLE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR FAGGY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANYWAY! I'D RATHER HANG OUT AT HOME THAN HAVE TO BE WITH YOU AND YOUR JEW MOM ALL DAY! KISS MY BALLS, ASSHOLE!
[Cartman leaves but returns moments later]
Dude, I totally didn't mean that, Kyle. I really, really wanna go to Casa Bonita. I'm sorry we had that fight just now. I mean, I said some things, you said some things, but I think it was good, and we've moved past it.
I'm not inviting you to Casa Bonita.
[exploding and flipping Kyle off again] WELL FUCK YOU, KYLE! I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!
[Cartman leaves and this time, he doesn't return]
[Cartman comes to Kyle's house dressed in a nice sweater]
Hi, Kyle.
That isn't it, Cartman.
What isn't it?
That isn't being nice, that's just putting on a nice sweater.
I don't understand the difference.
I know you don't. [closes the door]
Take that Jimmy and that! DON'T YOU DARE TALK BAD ABOUT KYLE AGAIN! KYLE'S MY FRIEND AND IF YOU SAID IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH KYLE'S MOM I WILL LET YOU REALLY HAVE IT! DID YOU HEAR ME?!! Oh. Hey, Kyle.
Do you really think beating up handicap kids is being nice?
Hey Kyle! Knock knock, Kyle! Knock knock!
Yeah Casa Bonita this Saturday!
Wow, that's going to be so great!
Yeah. Just the four of us.
Yeah!
Hey, Kyle.
Well.
Well, what?
How are you going to get invited to Casa Bonita this time?
I'm not Kyle. I already know you told Clyde he can go.
Oh. Well, I did.
So fine, Kyle, but honestly I never meant to treat you as you don't matter at all to me. I know we argue all the time and I give you tons of crap but we also have been through a lot together. Maybe that alone doesn't makes us friends but it makes us something. So fine, Kyle, I hope things will be cool.
I'm still not inviting you to Casa Bonita.
I know, Kyle. I'll see you later.
Hey, Cartman? You really sure you don't care if you can't go?
I care sure, but I hope it doesn't mean you, me, Stan and Kenny can't hang out anymore.
That's what I wanted to hear from all along. I still have to take Clyde, but I hope things can be cool to.
Sure.
Hey, if for some reason Clyde is unable to go you can take his place.
Sweet whatever! [Walking away from Kyle] Bingo!
Where is Clyde? We are supposed to leave 40 minutes ago.
Well, I think we should be going without him Kyle because it's getting late.
Yeah, screw him. Let's go.
[Doorbell ringing]
Oh, finally!
Happy Birthday, Kyle. I just came to stop here to you your present.
Oh. Thanks dude!
Hope you have a good one, I'll see you later.
Oh wait, Cartman.
[Cartman stops]
Yes?
Clyde didn't show. You want to go to Casa Bonita with us?
Clyde didn't show? I can't believe it. Are you sure you told him the right time and everything?
I told him 5:30 and he we got to get going. Are you in?
Well I should be going home to get my no I have everything I need lets go.
Alright let's go.
Okay, boys, get in the car.
Casa Bonita, here we come.
Oh Hello, Mr. Donovan.
DMr. Donovan
Hello, everyone. Have any of you seen our son?
Clyde is supposed to go with us to Casa Bonita Tonight.
DMr. Donovan
We know but he hasn't been home since last Night. The police been looking everywhere, but well, thank you. Please let us know if you find out with anything.
Dude weak.
Yeah, man That sucks about Clyde. Well, let's get going, shall we.
Nah. Dude, I can't go to a birthday party while Clyde is missing.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Yeah, Yeah. I think you're right but on the other hand I think Clyde would want us to go. You know Clyde.
Nah, I can't. We should help look for him.
Yeah.
That's very good of you boys. We can postpone Casa Bonita till next Saturday.
Next Saturday?!! I'll never be able to keep Clyde down in the depts of my heart for that long. I sure he shows up he turns up before then.
Dude we should check over at Stark's pond Clyde always hangs out there.
Yeah and we should try the football field.
I'll drive you boys.
OH God damn it. I'm going to try to keep Clyde down in that Bomb Shelter for a whole week.
Dude, it's Kyle's birthday, we should do whatever he wants to do.
What? Fuck Kyle! Ha! Ha! Just kidding. Birthday joke. Of course we do whatever Kyle wants. Happy birthday Kyle.
Wait up, Eric, we need to stay together. (her phone rings) Oh, hold on boys, that's my cell phone. (takes it out of her purse and answers it) Hello? Yes. Oh, that's great! (to the boys) Boys, they found Clyde! (Cartman starts to panic) He's okay!
Oh, awesome!
I knew he'd turn up.
...yes, Eric Cartman is with us. Why? (she starts to get furious) Oh, really.
What?
Yes, I will certainly let him know! Thank you! (hangs up) Well, it appears that Eric here is responsible for Clyde missing, because HE wanted to go to Casa Bonita.
What?!
Eric, the South Park Police are already on their way here to have a little talk with you!
But... Casa Bonita!
I should have known better! You never cared about my birthday at all!
But I... (turns back and holds Kyle) Stand back!
Cartman, you don't have to do this.
I am going to Casa Bonita! (the boys hear police sirens)
It's too late, fatass, they'll be here in less than a minute!
Ah...nyah! (throws Kyle and runs inside Casa Bonita in a state of panic) Less than a minute! Less than a minute!
Cartman!
PPolice Officer
Well, kid, you made an entire town panic, you lost all of your friends and now you're going to Juvenile Hall for a week! Was it all worth it?
...Totally.
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