GDGeneral Disarray
Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!
“Simpsons Already Did It” · Season 6, Episode 7
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Eric Cartman (2), Kyle Broflovski (1), Tweek (1)
I got ripped off!
I told you, Cartman.
[absolutely furious] OH SHUT UP, KYLE! SHUT YOUR GAWDDAMN JEW MOUTH!! YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY THERE'S WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST! AND YOU, TWEEK, WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO BUTTON YOUR SHIRT FOR ONCE!?!? YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS STAN WITH HIS STUPID GIRLFRIEND; ALWAYS SPENDING TIME WITH HER; GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS!!!
[explaining where he obtained the "sea men" for his aquarium] Yeah, I bought all I could from this bank...I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley--stupid asshole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
Suck it out of a hose, yeah.
Oh.
But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Tweek, when has that ever happened, except that one time?
CChef
Oh, well hello there, children.
Chef, we did something kind of bad.
CChef
Oh, I'm sure your little cracker problems ain't all that bad. Come on in. Now, just sit down and take a deep breath and tell old Chef what's going on.
We killed our teacher and they found our sea men in her stomach.
CChef
Oh, children, that's a problem we all have to face at one time or another. Here: let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up. Sometimes you kill your teacher/And they find your semen in her stomach/And-
[Chef suddenly realizes what the boys said.]
CChef
--Wait! What the--WHAT?!
So what should we do?
[Chef quietly and wordlessly pushes the couch where the boys are sitting outside and shuts the door]
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