Randy Marsh, Stan and others in “Cripple Fight”

You do not say "big silly goose," you call him an asshole like a normal kid!

Stan

But Dad, I was just trying to-

Stanley, you call your friend an asshole this instant!

Stan

[to Cartman] Asshole.

That's better.

Cartman

Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!