South Park · Season 5, Episode 3
“Super Best Friends” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (2), Kyle Broflovski (2), Butters Stotch (2)
I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
...Right, yeah. Eh, see, the reason that you are unhandy.
[coldly] And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sounds of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
[to Stan and Kyle] Ah, that's so sweet, you guys! Hey you want to get a room so you can make out for a while? [laughs. Kyle kicks him in the balls] Ow! [Stan kicks him in the balls] Aargh! [boys take turns kicking him] Stop it! Aaargh!
Kyle, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan No, I'm Stan.
You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Who are you?
I'm Kyle.
He-he, guess who I am, guys?
I'm not going anywhere.
Goddammit, I'm not going with you! I want to stay here!
Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
Oh wait, who am I again?
You're Stan.
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