[the boys have decided to enter Cartman into a bull riding contest]
What the hell makes you think "Cartman rides a bull?"
[throttling Cartman by his neck, through gritted-in-fury teeth] Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides, fatass! Now, either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna BREAK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN!!!!
O-kay, I'll get on a bull.
All right! Now, come on! We have to practice!
[To Cartman.] He really wants those dolls.
I guess, damn!
That ride wasn't very good.
Now, Mary, you promised me we'd try to have a good time.
You're right. I'm sorry, honey, I'll try and have a good time.
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