[Cartman opens his birthday presents]
Oh, look what Kyle got me. It's a Red Mega- [Opens the gift revealing a game called "Ants in the Pants"] Ants in the Pants? Ants in the P- ANTS IN THE PANTS?!
It's a game, dude. It's really fun.
You son of a bitch! [Tackles Kyle] You were supposed to get me the Red Mega Man! Now I can't make Ultra-Mega Mega Man! You dirty cheap-ass piece of crap!
They were all out of them, dude!
I HATE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE! DIEEEE! That's it! Party is over! Everybody go home!
[Cartman walks over to a large switch and flips it, literally shutting the party down. Everyone begins to clear out.]
GET THE HELL OUT, I SAID! AND PARTY'S OVER! GET OUT, GODDAMMIT!
Whoa, dude, you need to mellow out.
Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you! [Throws Ants in the Pants at Kyle]
[A moment later, after everyone has left the party]
Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems.
Ah, he does this all the time.
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