Hey, Cartman? How come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Mega Man"?
Yeah. Mine says "Red Mega Man".
Right. That's what you're supposed to get for my birthday.
Dude, you're not supposed to tell people what to get you for your birthday.
Yeah, that's weak!
Look, it's very simple, guys. Green Mega Man goes with Red Mega Man and Yellow Mega Man to make the Ultra-Mega Mega Man. You have to have all three, or it doesn't work, see?
Up yours, Cartman. I'll get you whatever the hell I want!
[Stan crumples up the invitation and throws it away.]
Oooh! So maybe you don't want to have any of my mom's cake, pie, and ice cream, then.
Oh, "Gre-green Mega Man" it is.
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