Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing.
(Damien approaches) Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey! Thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little bitch!
I apologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice.
[Cartman farts beside him.]
Oh! Excuse me, new kid! I didn't mean to fart on you - I didn't have a choice!
[Damien looks angry enough to burst a blood vessel, but he does nothing.]
Phew! You stink, new kid! You smell like a fart!
Yeah, we're gonna call you Fart-boy from now on.
[Damien walks away from them.]
Bye bye, Fart-boy!
See you!
Good day, how are you, Damien?
Those guys farted on me, and then called me...
Fart-boy? Oh, good! Perhaps they won't call me that anymore.
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