You have have very nice blue eyes.
Why thank you.
It'd be a shame if you lost one of them!
Yeah it would.
Now hand me to the Matador![Grady hands her to Nico]
Hola?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do you do? AND ACTION!
Bravo.
(closes the painting and turns to Tawni)
Well played. I can't believed you tricked me.
Tawni, you don't understand.
No, you don't understand. I can't believe you tricked me.
(smiling nervously)
I'm so proud! (hugs Sonny)
And I thought you weren't a hugger.
And I thought you were above manipulative to get a boy. Apparently it's opposite day!
Aw. You have a song pillow?
Yeah.
Can I see it?
No.
(grabs one side of the pillow and pulls it) GIVE ME THE PILLOW!!!! I know you're in love with him!
(pulling the other side) No I'm not!
MY SONGS! (looking through her songs)
(reading Sonny's songs) "Girl Plus Boy Equals Joy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Soy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Annoying"
Annoying? I didn't write that.
No I did. See that's how easy it is to make horrible songs.
Look, I wrote those when I was pretty young. (picks up a sheet) This is the song I wanted to show him.
(reads) "Me, Myself and Time." Let's hear it.
What?
You heard me.
I don't really feel comfortable-
SING!
(smiles nervously and then sings) I can make the rain stop if I wanna just by my attitude.
Huh. Not bad.
Really?!
Not the song. Using music to get a musician. Why didn't I think of that?
Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Spiders.
Not little ones.
Heights.
Not low ones.
Bangs and Fangs, We all get bitten by vampires and get awesome hair.
Is your show written by monkeys?
(pulls the curtain and sees Tawni) Tawni?!
You're right. I am a lying, self serving, song stealing phony! (confused) How did I get in this box?
And besides, I'm more of a dabbler anyways. (in a British accent) Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler.
If you won't sing it honey, I will.
(thinks for a few seconds, covers Tawni with the curtain and goes onstage)
AAnnouncer
Ladies and gentlemen, singing her original song, "Me, Myself and Time", Sonny Munroe!
Wow.
Yeah.
Who knew?
She's great right?
It's opposite day.
My men might be short but I'm living large.
If the slipper fits, you too can be a princess.
BBeauty
With all the beauty rest I get, is there any wonder why I'm so hot?
AAll
We are the real princesses of New Jersey.
Hey Beauty, what are you wearing tonight?
BBeauty
I'm thinking of wearing my mini gown.
Aah, the one with the leopard pattern?
BBeauty
You know it. [growls]
It's gonna be like Beauty and the Beast wrapped up in one. [both laugh nasally] So Beauty and I are getting mani padis 'cause I'm throwing a ball tonight. It's going to be very A-list. There's gonna be fairies, godmothers, singing mice. Ah the whole Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bang. [laughs snobbishly] It's ridiculous.
Well, well, well, if it ain't the second and third fairest of them all.
Cindy, how did you know we were here? [laughs nervously]
Mirror Mirror on the wall, are those 2 witches at the mall?
MMirror
Yeah, they're getting their nails done. But you didn't hear it from me.
I can't believe you didn't invite me to your ball.
Oh, you mean you didn't get the invitation?
Yeah like I was going to invite her, right? Last ball I threw, stroke of midnight, her dress is trashed, one shoe on, one shoe off. She's driving around in a pumpkin.
Ha. They think that they're so much better than me.
Your mother's a witch.
Your mother's a witch.
BBeauty
Princesses, princesses. All of our mothers are witches.
BBoth
[agreeing]
Sorry I flew off the handle. [shows Cindy a apple] Apple?
Thanks. [takes out her gum, eats the apple and falls on the ground]
BBeauty
[laughs] She falls for that every time.
I guess we know who the dumbest of them all is. It's ridiculous.
[in Snowy voice] I know. It's ridiculous, right? [flips her hair]
(singing) I've never, ever been to public school.
Oh no.
MMartha
What is she doing?
She's trying to tell us how miserable she is.
I never thought that it would be this cruel.
MMartha
By singing?
Looks like it.
(singing) It's endless. We're friendless.
(walks in and sings) It's nothing but pain.
Apparently the only high school these guys know is the musical one.
(singing) And no one in this dump knows our name.
Alright Martha, give me a boost.
MMartha
(helps Sonny up on a lunch table)
(singing) I know you think that this is probably my fault.
We do.
The catty comments and the constant assault.
It's cool.
I was here once and I'm still alive. So listen if you wanna survive (gets down) inside this-
High School Miserable.
I never I thought I'd be invisible.
This High School Miserable.
We got to keep being indivisible.
In this High School Miserable. Don't understand what's happening to me. In this High School Miserable. (stands on lunch tables) Someone get me back on T.V.
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