(runs up to Tawni, Nico and Grady) You guys! You guys! Stop eating!
Alright! Turn around! Let me see your butt!
(confused) What?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey Chad. Did you hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?
Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, you are very inspiring.
Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.
(laughs) Aah no, I meant you inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.
(Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could you be against books?
That's easy. The more you read, the less you watch MacKenzie Falls.
That's your cause, To get people to watch more TV?
Are you not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see you at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell you Sonny. We're gonna raise more money than you.
For what?
To not buy books.
That doesn't even make sense!
Aah. Guess all that reading you're doing isn't making you any smarter now, is it? See ya.
We're gonna look hotter than you at the Walk-a-Thon.
(laughs) Giving back is what's hot!
That's what people who don't look hot say.
These pants are so skinny!
Tawni's pants are squishing my gluttons maxmi moola!
(stands up)I signed up for a Walk-a-Thon. Not to have my internal organs crushed by Tawni's jeans!
(walks out of the photo booth and trying to button her jeans) I want my mommy jeans back!
This is impossible.
We have to make this work! The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us is for us to wear her jeans because her fans will see on TV us wearing her jeans which will raise money for more books and less money for no books and everybody wins except Chad!!!!!! Hey now that I got that out I can button my pants.
Well good for you because I'm never getting these things on.
Me neither.
(walks in) Yes you will. Thanks to the Tawni Hart Butt Horn.
NRNews Reporter
Chad, can I get a comment?
Well-(screams) We win, suck-ahh!(falls down)
NRNews Reporter
Oh no! MacKenzie Falls is down too! What is happening?!
SPS is happening.
Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell you something, in case I don't make it.
Okay.
I love...
Yes?
I mean I deeply love..
Go on!
...that more kids are reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
(lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!
What's that!?
(picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)
DDoctor
Ms. Monroe!
Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws pillow at Chad and walks over to the doctor)
Give it to me straight, doc! I can take it.
DDoctor
You have L.B.S.
(gasps) Leading Boy Syndrome?!
DDoctor
No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! LBS is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what you are going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Can't you just cut my pants off? You know how you do?
DDoctor
Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a prescription)
(Looks at prescription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
DDoctor
Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while you were under.
NO! What did you do to it?!
DDoctor
I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
DDoctor
Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Just got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until you apologize!
I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!
Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, you apologize. It's the circle of life (Pretends to draw a circle in the air) cir-cle!
And here's what I think about your (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)
(Gasp) What are you doing to my circle?!
I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)
Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)
Got it! (Tawni cries)
Why is Chad Dylan Cooper selling Glandovian horn whitner?
Check out its chicken neck.
Check out its chicken arms.
TSTawni and Sonny
They're called wings.
It felt so good to check it out with you.
Really? 'Cause I thought that you thought Dinka was better than me.
And I thought that you thought you're partner was better than me.
My partner was a goat.
My partner sang like one.
TSTawni and Sonny
I'm sorry. (hugs each other)
Oooh. I'm seeing a lot of angry people over your shoulder.
And I'm watching a goat go to the bathroom over yours.
BBella
Gassie! Stay! And don't lick yourself. I just brushed you.
(knocks on Gassie's door) Gassie.
GGassie
(walks out through the doggy door)
(to Gassie and pets him) Awww. There you are. You know, I used to have a dog just like you in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a beagle with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... or Limpy. Or Blindy. But, you know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too! You know what else he loved? We think. Meatballs. Yeah, you smell? (feeds Gassie the meatballs) Awwww. I bet she never feeds you treats huh?
BBella
Gassie!
(throws some more meatballs through Gassie's door) Gassie go! Go! Hurry!
BBella
What are you doing here?
(mouth full) Nothing.
BBella
Were you playing with Gassie?
(shakes her head) Nuh unh!
BBella
(stares at Sonny)
(stares back at Bella)
BBella
(stares back at Sonny) I'm watching you. (leaves)
(spits the meatballs out and puts them on the floor)
GGassie
(walks back out)
You heard Bella, Gassie. She doesn't want me playing with you anymore. (has an idea) But she didn't say anything about you playing with me!
GGassie
(farts)
I'll take that as a yes! Come on Gassie!
GGassie
(follows Sonny)
I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...
Except the grass is plastic and the trees are cardboard because[through the bull-horn]THIS IS A SET.
Good then what Gassie is doing to that bush over there won't kill it.
So Random Cast: (sees Gassie dead) NO!
Please tell me he's sleeping.
Okay, he's sleeping.
DON'T LIE TO ME!!!
What did you do?
I don't know! It was going so well. I told him to sit and he sat. I told him roll over he rolled over. I told him to play dead HE DIED!
(feels Gassie's paws) You guys should feel this.
[Looking at the Gassie & We movie poster]
Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Well, I'm not sure that it is.
[Lunch-box lets out a farting sound]
Gross! you want people to buy that and then put food in it?
Gross sells sister.
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