(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
TNTawni, Nico, Grady, Zora
(agreeing with Sonny)
But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.
(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)
Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!
(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)
Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)
This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!
What do you mean she's blind?
Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!
Well I heard this loud chime.
Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?
Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.
This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.
(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.
Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.
Because this is really happening people!
Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.
For someone besides yourself.
WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!
Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)
Trusting, caring. It's all too much!
(pushes Tawni's head down)
We're now called "Loser Force Four"!
You gave us a reason to give us a name.
We're at the "Falls". I'm felling dramatic.
I, experienced caring. It was awful.
We're here to apologize to you and ask you to come back.
GFGirl from "Mackenzie Falls" cast
Maybe she doesn't want to come back to you losers.
Loser? "Loser Force Four".
Whoa. Never saw a group of losers so proud to call themselves losers
Well, you know what. I'm proud to call myself a loser too. Well, so I guess that makes us "Loser Force Five"!
C'mon guys. (She whispers "Loser Force Five")
CThe "So Random" cast
"Loser Force Five"!
All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3.
(wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo!
(comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly)
(comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances)
(comes out of a stall and dances)
(wearing gangster clothes and dances)
What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup)
(claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break.
Hi, this is Sonny, and you've reached me at 555-0125, you know what to do.
Hey, my first phone call. Hello?
Yeah it's me. Could you keep it down? I have twenty pounds of fan mail to go through.
Aw, I was hoping to get your machine. Anyway, no fan mail for you. Sorry
Um, I said you had NO fan mail.
Doesn't that bother you? I mean when I joined the show, my fan mail started right away.
I'm off to rehearsal. Besides, I'm not going to let this bother me. I'm way too mature.[Sonny takes baby bottle prop and hat to the rehearsal]
Wah, Wah, Wah! That's no good. [higher pitched] Wah, Wah, Wah.
Still crying about no fan mail?
: No. I told you. I'm totally fine with that.
Maybe someday, you'll get a fan letter like everyone else. Me, Zora, Grady, Niko, Marshall,...Me.
Well for your information. I did get a fan letter. From Royalty. A king no less.
Oh, really? Could it be the Hunan King? Does he live in a noodle palace?
Actually, he's got seven locations. Okay, fine it's just a menu. I didn't get any stupid fan mail.
Sweetie, I know it must hurt to be so unpopular. Well, I don't know. I can only imagine. Just like you can only imagine what it's like to actually BE popular. You see, every fan letter is like a hug from a friend.
Is this pep talk almost over?
Let's see. I got more pep. So yeah, all done!
I have fans. They just haven't had time to write yet.
It's time. [gets pen and paper and begins to write herself a fan letter from "Eric"]
SASonny as Eric
Dear Sonny...
(sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are you Weird Beard?
I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.
Why would you write yourself a fan letter?
Because I lost faith in myself.
Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.
So you've been through this before?
No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.
Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!
So what are you gonna do?
You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.
Let's just get this over with. Marshall, I have to say something. Eric is...
(as Eric) Your biggest fan!
That's impossible. Eric is not real!
But I'm standing right here. Let's give it up for Sonny!
I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sounds like somebody cares.
Somebody... wanted to try on a weird beard.
All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!
So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)
Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!
Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?
His vest? Check out his boots.
His boots? Check out his hair.
Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?
(scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!
His attitude? Check out his breath.
You know what? Forget it! (leaves)
Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?
Check out his tuna panini!
Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)
Check out greedy panini guy.
Check out his finger in his jacket.
Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)
Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)
I'm trying to rob ya here!
Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.
His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-
Check it out, he was kinda cute.
Check you out! He was a robber!
Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.
Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!
