Sketch quotes from Skins

Michelle

[looking upwards] What the fuck?

Sketch

It just slipped. Sorry.

Maxxie

[walking over to Sketch] Michelle! Is Chelle OK?

Sketch

I just gave her some mild stuff to make her vomit. From the look of her waist, I'm sure she's thrown up worse.

Maxxie

[angered] Who the fuck are you?

Sketch

Do you believe in magic Maxxie? When we kiss--

Maxxie

[angered and raising his voice] I'm gay! Do you understand that?

Sketch

Look at me! I'm as close to a boy as you can get! You could love me. We could love each other.

Maxxie

[in disbelief] You're fucking crazy!

Maxxie

[whispering] Nothing. I felt nothing. You disgust me. [Sketch has a breakdown]

Sketch

No! That's not how it goes! It's not! It's not!

Maxxie

You think you can fuck my life up and I'll start fancying you? Look at yourself. Stay out of my life.

Sketch

[About Anwar's two E's and a U grades] What grades did you need?

Sketch

Have you ever played the five-year test?

Anwar

What? No, I don't think so. It's not that wanking game, is it?

Sketch

[chuckling at that last remark] Maxxie. Where do you think he'll be in five years time?

Anwar

Easy. Dancing in a London show.

Sketch

Jal?

Anwar

Playing the clarinet in some really good orchestra.

Sketch

Michelle?

Anwar

Working some slick jobs in some fine suits.

Sketch

Now you? Where do you see yourself in five years?

Sketch

You haven't thought about it, have you?