Anwar Kharral quotes from Skins

Anwar

What, you try arguing with a 45-year old Pakistani woman then.

Anwar

You mind if I list a complete filmography of Hugh Grant since 1992... to slow things down? Bitter Moon, Remains of the Day, Sirens, Four Weddings, An Awfully Big Adventure... that one was rubbish... The Englishman Who Came Up a Hill and Went Down a Mountain, Nine Months, Sense and Sensibility, Restoration, Extreme Measures, Notting Hill, Mickey Blues Eyes, Small Time Crooks, Bridget Jones... Bridget Jones! I never get as far as About A Boy.

Maxxie

Where are you going?

Chris

To find that party.

Maxxie

Nah!

Chris

Look, it's posh kids! All the boys are gay!

Maxxie

Yea?

Anwar

Are the girls gay, too?

Chris

Look... everyone's gay!

Anwar

I'm praying to my God here, Cass.

Cassie

Oh... wow... is he listening?

Anwar

I hope not, otherwise he'll know about all those pills I necked last night.

Cassie

Sing quietly.

Tony

You stink.

Sid

I didn't have time.

Tony

Time? I've been home, showered, done my Chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English coursework.

Sid

English coursework? [in dismay] Oh fuck...

Tony

You know, Sid, sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete and total fucking waste of time and... [angered, Cassie discreetly nudges her plate, spilling Sid's Coca Cola on Tony's trousers] Ah, shit!

Cassie

Wow, Tony. Bummer, It looks like you pissed yourself.

Tony

[furiously] That's not supposed to fucking happen!

Anwar

Look at Tony, man! [laughing] Ah shit man!

Raas blood, white boy gone piss himself up, you get me! Mandem's sick stains! Hey cuz! Yo got serious stains! Him cream up his pussy good style!

Cassie

I'm a bad person. [Sid smiles and nods]

Tony

[sulkily, to Sid] Come on.

For Christ's sake! Stop Looking at them!

Maxxie

Oh, sorry Jal. Well, they're out aren't they?

[to Maxxie] You're gay!

Maxxie

[enchanted] Yeah... [snaps back to normal] I mean, yeah. Of course.

[to Anwar] You're supposed to respect womens' bodies, Muslim boy!

Anwar

I'm respecting. Believe me, I'm respecting.

Anwar

Now what?

Angie

Walk on.

Anwar

Fine. It's just that they look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist.

Tony

Well you are a very dull Muslim. Very dull indeed.

Anwar

You speak English!

Yeah! I learned from like so the best American show ever. How you doin'?

If I'd just met you Anwar I'd rather slit my wrists than give you one.

Anwar

That's because you don't give anyone one.

Tony

Hi, Michelle.

Michelle

You dressed as Luke. For her.

Tony

Well, I guess I... did I?

Michelle

Tony, you... [walks away]

Anwar

You think either of them has actually seen Star Wars? You reckon they know Luke's her brother?

Sketch

[About Anwar's two E's and a U grades] What grades did you need?

Sketch

Have you ever played the five-year test?

Anwar

What? No, I don't think so. It's not that wanking game, is it?

Sketch

[chuckling at that last remark] Maxxie. Where do you think he'll be in five years time?

Anwar

Easy. Dancing in a London show.

Sketch

Jal?

Anwar

Playing the clarinet in some really good orchestra.

Sketch

Michelle?

Anwar

Working some slick jobs in some fine suits.

Sketch

Now you? Where do you see yourself in five years?

Sketch

You haven't thought about it, have you?