Listen to yourself! [putting on a disgusted face] What? You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream, Jerry.
Kramer, Whatley's from Jersey.
Yes, and now he's a full-fledged American.
Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
I am not an anti-dentite.
You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools.
They do have their own schools!
[in a skeptical surprised tone] - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[at the hospital after George fell down the stairs]
I don't know. They don't tell me anything. What's that?
[holding his broken Tony award, mournfully] Tony.
Raquel Welch. [Welch had attacked Kramer after he attempted to fire her from the set of 'Scarsdale Surprise']
[Elaine turns up, also bruised and with scars on her face]
[Jerry, George and Darren are sitting at a table in Monk's. Jerry and George are having a conversation as Darren writes down notes]
[To Jerry] Well, Play Now's through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office. Trying to sweat me out.
[To Darren] Do you have to write all this stuff down?
DDarren
Well, Mr. Kramer's in a meeting with Mr. Lomez but he didn't want to miss anything.
[Jerry makes a slightly annoyed face]
[To George] So how hot did it get?
I don't know, hundred and twenty, hundred and thirty. Then they sent some guys in to sandblast for six hours, tomorrow they're putting in asbestos.
I guess you can take anything but actual work.
[Kramer enters and sits next to George]
GJGeorge and Jerry
[using "the voice" that Jerry has created as a joke] Helllooo Kramer! Wellcomme! La, la, la.
Sorry, I couldn't get out of there. [To Darren] What did I miss?
DDarren
Well, after ordering Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not Iron Man wore some sort of undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.
And I still say he's naked under there!
[sarcastically] Oh that makes a lot of sense!
DDarren
Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hand and used it to wash up. Mr. Costanza then remarked to me, "this never happened".
[Jerry spits out his drink back into the glass]
DJDean Jones
I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?
Well, it all sounds pretty glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
DJDean Jones
Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!
Hello? Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. No, no, no, I do not want to stop over in Cincinnati. Well, then you upgrade me. That's right, you should thank me. Goodbye. [Hangs up] Hey, I'm flyin' first class.
Where did that come from?
Patty showed me how to get mad. You gotta problem with that?
Anyway, you're lucky I was there. You lost a lot of blood.
Yeah. You got three pints of Kramer in ya, buddy!
(Jerry screams. Trying to calm him down, Kramer starts screaming too)
Well, the doctors say I got some more blood, so it looks like I owe you again.
(confused) You didn't get the blood from me...
(Newman walks in, with gauze on his arm)
(Jerry screams. Kramer joins him. Newman looks confused, then starts screaming with them.)
