[at the hospital after George fell down the stairs]
So how's George?
I don't know. They don't tell me anything. What's that?
[holding his broken Tony award, mournfully] Tony.
What happened to you?
Raquel Welch. [Welch had attacked Kramer after he attempted to fire her from the set of 'Scarsdale Surprise']
[Elaine turns up, also bruised and with scars on her face]
What happened to you?
Raquel Welch.
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