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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

George, Jerry and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Jerry, George and Darren are sitting at a table in Monk's. Jerry and George are having a conversation as Darren writes down notes]

[To Jerry] Well, Play Now's through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office. Trying to sweat me out.

[To Darren] Do you have to write all this stuff down?

DDarren

Well, Mr. Kramer's in a meeting with Mr. Lomez but he didn't want to miss anything.

[Jerry makes a slightly annoyed face]

[To George] So how hot did it get?

I don't know, hundred and twenty, hundred and thirty. Then they sent some guys in to sandblast for six hours, tomorrow they're putting in asbestos.

I guess you can take anything but actual work.

Bring it on.

[Kramer enters and sits next to George]

GJGeorge and Jerry

[using "the voice" that Jerry has created as a joke] Helllooo Kramer! Wellcomme! La, la, la.

Sorry, I couldn't get out of there. [To Darren] What did I miss?

DDarren

Well, after ordering Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not Iron Man wore some sort of undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.

And I still say he's naked under there!

[sarcastically] Oh that makes a lot of sense!

Aw, shut up!

DDarren

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hand and used it to wash up. Mr. Costanza then remarked to me, "this never happened".

[Jerry spits out his drink back into the glass]

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