Elaine Benes quotes from Seinfeld

Jerry

We found out his super power is lack of money.

Elaine

Very funny.

Jerry

He's invulnerable to creditors.

Elaine

Ha ha.

Jerry

He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.

Elaine

All right, that's enough.

George

Hey, Elaine, maybe his girlfriend is "Lois Loan".

Elaine

Well crafted. [leaves, comes back] I forgot my glasses.

Jerry

He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!

Elaine

Keep 'em.

Elaine

So Kramer's running for president of the condo?

Jerry

Yeah, it's all my father's doing. He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes.

Elaine

Who are they running against?

Jerry

Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair.

Jerry

So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.

Elaine

"It's me"? Isn't that a little premature?

Jerry

I thought so.

Elaine

She's not a me. I'm a me.

George

I'm against all "It's me's." So self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!