Soup Nazi quotes from Seinfeld

George

Medium Turkey Chili.

Jerry

Medium Crab Bisque.

George

[Looking in the paper bag his cup of soup is in] I didn't get any bread.

Jerry

Just forget it. Let it go.

George

Excuse me, I think you forgot my bread.

Bread, two dollars extra.

George

Two dollars? But everybody in front of me got free bread.

You want bread?

George

Yes, please.

THREE dollars!

George

What?!

NO SOUP FOR YOU! [snaps fingers]

Elaine

Hi there. Um... [drums on the counter] Oh, oh, oh, one mulligatawny, and um... What is that right there? Is that Lima beans?

Yes.

Elaine

Never been a big fan. [imitates gagging] Um... Y'know what has anyone ever told you look exactly like Al Pacino? [the Soup Nazi looks at her in confusion] Y'know, Scent of a Woman? Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah! [chuckles]

Very good. Very good. You know something?

Elaine

Hmm?

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Elaine

What?!

Come back one year! Next!

State your name.

Yev Kassem.

Could you spell that, please?

No! Next question.