[Elaine's new boyfriend is poor]
We found out his super power is lack of money.
Very funny.
He's invulnerable to creditors.
Ha ha.
He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.
All right, that's enough.
Hey, Elaine, maybe his girlfriend is "Lois Loan".
Well crafted. [leaves, comes back] I forgot my glasses.
He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!
Keep 'em.
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