Susan Ross quotes from Seinfeld

Susan

(reading one of the letters) "Dear Henry, last night with you was bliss. I fear my..orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, John...P.S. Loved the cabin."

Jerry

He's a bubble boy!

George

A bubble boy?!

Jerry

Yes. A bubble boy.

Susan

What's a bubble boy?

Jerry

He lives in a bubble.

George

Boy.

Susan

I just want you to know that I love your son very much.

Estelle

You do?

Susan

Yes.

Estelle

Really?

Susan

Yes.

Estelle

May I ask why?

Susan

If you don't want to marry me, George, just say so. [crying] Say so.

George

Still marry. Still marry.

Susan

No, you don't love me.

George

No. Still love. Still love.

Susan

My parents told me you were too neurotic and that I was making a mistake.

George

No, no, no. No mistake, no mistake!

Susan

Since when do you smoke?

George

[coughs] I've always smoked.

Susan

I've never seen you smoke.

George

Oh, yeah? Well, I quit smokin.' I [coughs] gave it up for a w- [cough] while, but it was too tough. Y' know, [cough] I haven't got the will power.

Susan

I don't like this one bit.

George

Well[coughs] I can't stop now [coughs] I'm addicted... [coughing, wretching] they got a hold of me.

Susan

Well, you are gonna have to quit.

George

Oh, God! [runs to the bathroom]

George

I put a lot of thought into this, and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement.

Susan

A pre-nup?

George

Yeah. [Susan laughs] What's so funny?

Susan

Hahahaha... You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. Haha. Yeah, give me the papers. I'll sign 'em.