They might think I've drowned.
They might have a party!
Sea Patrol · Season 4
They might think I've drowned.
They might have a party!
You all think you know CPR back to front.
RPC!
Swain is making 2Dads do CPR practice on Charge.
Aren't there hygiene issues with that?
Even human fat's worth big bucks in the cosmetics industry. You're a walking gold mine, Charge.
Have you ever thought about selling your brain? It's not like it's being used.
So, was it a rental?
The girl?
The car!
Oh! On a bosun's salary? Probably.
He, ma'am watch out - Cow...!
oh... It's... wet. Fresh.
[To RO.] Just be yourself. Well... you know, a more people-friendly version of yourself.
I know what I want. Do you know what you want?
Yes... Coffee.
I'm so sorry, X. I didn't mean to injure him. Honestly.
Oh. So, you hit him with a torch.
I didn't know that it was him.
Okay, Bird. I'm curious who did you intend to beat senseless then?
Brief me while I get dressed.
There’s nothing to worry about.
There isn’t?
No. It’s a popular dive site. Coastwatch are on the case, we’re on our way, he’s wearing scuba gear.
Bomber’s right. Bird. 2Dads will be fine. He’s got a BCD and an FSB.
I know a BCD’s a buoyancy control device, what’s an FSB?
Female, Swedish...
Backpacker.
Bingo. Ten bucks says Coastwatch will find him hitting on her, and he’ll blame us for cramping his style.
Yeah, I hope so.
Hey, I know so.
[Bomber and Charge in the bridge of the Rosyln Bay while the Hammersley is looking for 2Dads.]
Is there anything I could help with?
Why did you volunteer for this detail?
I didn't want to be there when they called off the search. So, is there anything I could help?
No, just stay on the shipping lane. A monkey can do this.
Remember when he brought that monkey onboard?
Idiot!
This is the Coast Watch Announcement. Attention all shipping. The Sudbury Kay - a person's been spotted by Civilian Aircraft on the kay in need of assistance. There are no further details at this time, any vessel in the area, please respond. Over.
Sudbury Kay!
Charge!! That's way south of the search area. It couldn't be him.
Why not?
Well, not if he was diving up in Saxon Reef. It's against the wind direction, current - it's impossible.
But what if he wasn't on Saxon Reef?
What?
What if they were diving up in Palau Reef? What if Herry Edwards created a fake search area to the north, so he could find 2Dads by himself? That's why he didn't go back to port!
And what about that poor girl's leg?
They planted it!
Why?
I don't know why! I am going to take a look.
No Way!
You steer the ship, I'll take care of the engines.
[Charge and 2Dads walking on the docks. Charge is apologising to 2Dads for walking out on him at the last minute in their scuba diving trip where 2Dads almost died.]
If there is anything else I can do. If you ever wanna go on another dive trip, I will do it. I will make myself do it.
I don't think I'm gonna be doing that for a while. There is one thing I've always wanted to do.
What is it?
Just haven't found anyone to do it with.
Hey, I'm there. I'm your guy. Name it.
Skydiving.
[2Dads walk away. Speechless, Charge looks up as if already dreading should it happen.]
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