If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck,its a duck.
Or a goose...
No, Geese honk!
S4 E11Brotherhood of the Sea
There’s no one below decks, X.
You sure?
Apart from Harold Holt and Osama bin Laden, yeah. I’m sure.
S4 E12Rumble in the Jungle
RO, ETA to radio range?
Eh, possibly... an hour and a half?
Good.
Well, depends on their location. If they're in a valley it might be a bit... a bit longer, if they're up a hill, a bit... a bit shorter.
22Dads
You mean we have to walk all the way?
Bomber" No, the monorail will be around in a minute to give us a lift.
S4 E14Live Catch
[Bomber and Kate are in the galley, Bomber is mad at Kate. Bomber drops plate in front of Kate.]
Is that attitude, Bomber?
No Ma'am, it's chicken.
See me in the ship's office when you're done here.
[Over radio.] Sir, we’re returning the illegal catch back to the sea now.
Let’s hope a good number of the fish survive. Well done X.
[To RO.] Why wouldn’t they all survive?
Stress.
Stress?
Big killer in fish.
Really?
[Nods.] Mmm. You think I’m making it up?
I can never really tell if you’re joking or not.
No, I don’t... I don’t joke. I never joke.
You never joke?
Joking’s not my thing.
Okily dokily.
Just one question, sir.
Yes, Charge?
With Bomber away, who’s gonna cook for us?
Well, I’m sure we’ll manage. RO, you’ve had experience in the galley.
Uh, I think that we should probably go back and get her, sir.
How hard can it be to burn a bit of scran?
Seriously, I think that we should go back and get her now.
He may be right, sir. If you could remember back to last time. There was... problems.
Bird, can you cook?
Uh, a bit, sir.
You can give RO a hand in the galley.
Great!
There you go, RO. Enthusiastic helper. Just keep it simple.
We all die, it’s not my fault.
We will die.
[Mike chuckles.)]
[RO returns to the bridge, Charge stops him.]
How’s lunch?
Bird and I had a disagreement about condiments. She’s finishing it up.
S4 E15Flotsam and Jetsam
Oh, no.
What?
you've got that look on your face again. Last time you had that look, you got yourself into trouble.
What’s going on? Are you gonna meet her? Do you want me to come?
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you can come across, at times, as a little intimidating.
Me?
Mmm.
Nah.
No, I’d better go alone. [Goes to leave.] You stay.
Woof.
[Opening the door.] Hi. Um, I was just about to get in the shower.
22Dads
Don’t let me stop you.
[They kiss.]
[Pulling away.] I don’t even like you.
22Dads
I hate you, too.
[They kiss again.]
Hey, Dutchy. You go up first, just in case Albie makes a smart mouth comment. I might do something inappropriate.
Yeah, right. And I’m gonna be Mr Squeaky Clean.
S4 E16In Too Deep
2Dads? Come on, you need to step it up, mate. We gotta get these provisions off the dock ASAP.
22Dads
Fair go, Dutchy, I reckon I got swine flu, mate.
Worm flu, more like it. I told you not to eat that worm in the bottom of the bottle.
If Mike Flynn thinks you’re CO material, who are you or I to doubt that?
Sir. It’s good to have you back.
Good to be back, RO.
Starting to look like your old self again, sir.
I don’t know if I'll be winning any beauty pageants, Charge. Don’t know why I’d be entering any.
[Everyone chuckles.]
But Bomber and Swain did a pretty good job of patching me up.
One of the more enjoyable jobs I’ve had to do as second medic. I’m gonna miss you guys.
Not as much as we’ll miss you. [Turns to Bird.] What do you think, Bird? This Navy life. Is it all worth it?
Yeah, I reckon it’s okay, sir.
Great. [Walks over to Kate and Dutchy.] So, who has the ship?
I do, sir.
Very good. Take us home, X.
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