Well, six hours left, 2Dads. Time to spill your guts.
Come on, 2Dads, tell us.
At least tell Bomber it wasn’t me.
Listen everyone, I think the right thing to do is whoever did it to fess up themselves.
That’s right.
[Silence.]
Oh, that went well.
S4 E2Crocodile Tears
Hey Bomber. Bird tell you the news about Two Dads?
Bird seems to know everything that’s going on on this boat.
Yeah, she’s pretty popular with the crew. [Pause.] Do I detect a note of jealously there?
Yeah, there’s a whole symphony going on.
Come on, Bomber, don’t compare yourself with Bird. I mean, she’s a sweet young thing, but... well, you’re... you’re a woman. You’re a very attractive woman. You’re beautiful so... you’re our chefo as well so we couldn’t exist without you.
Thanks, RO. [She kisses him on the cheek.]
[Mike arrives on the Hammersley.]
Now, there are rumours going around about Coburn. Do you know what’s going on?
The rumours are true. He’s been relieved of his command. [He falls silent.]
You okay?
You’re getting a new CO.
Oh, do you know who?
[Mike nods. Kate stares at him.]
Ugh. [Walks away.]
It’s only for a few weeks until they get a permanent replacement. [Stares at Kate’s retreating back, before following after her.]
S4 E3The Right Stuff
Sir with your permission, can I include 2Dads in this party? I am getting the impression that he is the type to keep under my wing.
You're a brave man.
2D2 Dads
Is it okay to be walking around near this stuff?
You were at the briefings, mate.
2D2 Dads
[Pause.] So is it okay to be walking around near this stuff?
So how long is this going on for? You getting posted back onto Hammersley, that wasn’t supposed to happen.
That’s the navy for you. I’m trying to make this a short posting. I don’t know how long I can stand this... professional relationship stuff.
Yeah, well, my deadline has already passed.
S4 E4Ransom
[Scoffs.] Children.
Robert, this is a family resort.
Yeah, well, I was never allowed to behave like that when I was a child.
That explains a lot.
You should have pointed your feet at his head.
Sorry, RO?
Well, Thai’s believe that the head is holy, the feet unholy, the worst thing you can do is point your feet at their head.
[Exasperated.] Thanks for that, RO.
[Sincerely.] You’re welcome, sir.
Feet?
Yeah.
When they see that it’s not Wantha, chances are they are gonna freak.
Well, hopefully they’ll be more interested in the jewels...
But what if they’re not? What if they start shooting?
Exactly. This is a dangerous operation, that’s why Dutchy...
No, a woman is less likely to cause them any harm.
No.
No? You really don’t think so?
Alright, maybe. But there’s no guarantee of that. We don’t know what we’re dealing with.
They safety of Mia Douglas has to be our first priority here.
What if something happens to you?
Sir, as commanding officer...
Kate!
No, no! Don’t do this! You came back on the ship, it was your choice. Your choice to keep it professional. This can’t get personal between us now.
I can’t just block out how I feel about you.
I am the only logical choice for this mission, and you know that.
Alright. Dutchy goes with you.
No. He is too much of a cowboy.
He’s the one man on this boat you want in a fire fight.
No. No.
He goes with you, or you don’t go at all.
KKidnapper
It's not coming off. Maybe if I use turps!
S4 E5Paradise Lost
Ah, Bomber, can I get some museli with some hot milk on the side please?
Yeah sure. In a glass?
In a glass would be fine. Could you make it really hot?
Really hot it is.
You're really hot.
Excuse me {Walks toward Dutchy and kisses him on the cheek.]
Ah, what was that for?
2Dads told me that you found me and carried me all that way. Thanks.
No, that wasn't me, that was RO. But thanks anyway.
[RO looks surprised, because he told 2Dads that Dutchy carried her, after RO actually did when she was unconscious in the swamp.]
[Bomber looks at RO, surprised.]
So.
Why?
You told me to stay away.
Well, thanks for ignoring that.
[She walks away with a smile, while Ro thinks to himself.]
S4 E6Big Fish
[2Dads ,Bomber, Swain, Dutchy and Bird are fishing on the boat deck.]
22Dads
Oh yeah, here we go!
You alright?
22Dads
Yaahaa!
Yuck.
Relax, it's just a little bit of squid. [Helps Bird with her fishing rod.]
Yeah, but they're so slimy!
Hey! I thought the rule was to bait your own hook.
I don't do slimy!
Guess that kills 2Dads' chances!
22Dads
Oh, it's a monster! Get the net!
Come on mate! Get the camera, Bomb!
[Swain laughs as 2Dads reels in a small fish.]
That's your monster?
[Swain is still laughing.]
It's huge!
Mate, this thing hasn't got a micro setting!
22Dads
It's bigger than it looks.
Ah, bet you say that to all the girls.
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