Sea Patrol · Season 3
Now, we’ll flush that out with a bit of diluted hydrogen peroxide.
Is there some reason you’re making Bomber do all this?
It’s good training.
Or are you just scared to touch my leg, Swaino?
It’s a very nice leg, Spider, but I don’t wanna touch it. Besides, it’s much more fun watching you go through it. And finally, the antiseptic ointment.
That stuff really stings.
Oh yeah. (Passes it to Bomber.)
With pleasure.
There are certain rumours going around the ship.
Sir, the rumours are true. Charge is really a woman.
[Charge in bar, goes towards his son - who is a midshipman.]
Jamie, could we have a word?
That's 'Sir' to you, Sailor.
[Jamie turns back to his friends.]
[Pulls a pair of undies out of Bomber’s bag.] Oh... they’re not mine.
Spider! [Snatches them back and stuffs them back in the bag.]
I’m drunk. I’m way too drunk.
You got a drinking problem, that’s why.
I love you. [Tries to kiss Buffer’s cheek.]
Uncomfortable, mate.
If you were a woman, you’d be really ugly.
If you were a woman, you’d look like a bulldog eating porridge.
I hate porridge. [Arrive on the Hammersley.] I’m gonna have a slash.
Yeah. I’ll go announce our arrival. Honey, I’m home.
Hey, Buff. Have a good night?
Oh... oh yeah. A few too many.
You two alright?
Yeah.
Yeah, boss.
Never better, boss. We just, uh, wanted to thank RO for saving my life and... oh, and Buffer’s.
You drunk, 2 Dads?
... Yes sir. As a newt, sir.
Me too, boss. Still handle myself though.
Get below, sleep it off.
Righto. The ship’s safe. Buffer’s here!
You know something, X?
What?
You scrub up alright.
Oh, thanks. Though the crude oil’s not that great for the hairdo.
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