Dutchy quotes from Sea Patrol

Charge

Just one question, sir.

Mike

Yes, Charge?

Charge

With Bomber away, who’s gonna cook for us?

Mike

Well, I’m sure we’ll manage. RO, you’ve had experience in the galley.

RO

Uh, I think that we should probably go back and get her, sir.

Dutchy

How hard can it be to burn a bit of scran?

RO

Seriously, I think that we should go back and get her now.

Charge

He may be right, sir. If you could remember back to last time. There was... problems.

Mike

Bird, can you cook?

Bird

Uh, a bit, sir.

Mike

You can give RO a hand in the galley.

Bird

Great!

Mike

There you go, RO. Enthusiastic helper. Just keep it simple.

RO

We all die, it’s not my fault.

Charge

We will die.

Dutchy

Oh, no.

Kate

What?

Dutchy

you've got that look on your face again. Last time you had that look, you got yourself into trouble.

Dutchy

What’s going on? Are you gonna meet her? Do you want me to come?

Kate

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you can come across, at times, as a little intimidating.

Dutchy

Me?

Kate

Mmm.

Dutchy

Nah.

Kate

No, I’d better go alone. [Goes to leave.] You stay.

Dutchy

Woof.

Kate

Hey, Dutchy. You go up first, just in case Albie makes a smart mouth comment. I might do something inappropriate.

Dutchy

Yeah, right. And I’m gonna be Mr Squeaky Clean.

Dutchy

2Dads? Come on, you need to step it up, mate. We gotta get these provisions off the dock ASAP.

Fair go, Dutchy, I reckon I got swine flu, mate.

Bomber

Worm flu, more like it. I told you not to eat that worm in the bottom of the bottle.

Mike

You hear there, this is the captain speaking. We’ll be in port within the hour. Once along side, those not on watch will be free to enjoy some R and R.

Yes! What do you say, ROey, you gonna cut lose tonight or what?

RO

Sadly I’m on watch, 2Dads.

Ah, bummer. What about you, Bird? [Mimes having a drink.]

Bird

Uh, I’ve got food to prep for tomorrow.

How boring are you guys? Looks like I'm gonna have to have enough fun for the three of us!

Mike

Remember 2Dads, this is a good will visit. Let’s not wear out our welcome on the first night.

Charge

I’ll keep an eye on him, sir.

Kate

Who’ll keep an eye on you?

Dutchy

Ah, that’d be my job, ma’am.

Kate

That doesn’t fill me with confidence, either.

Dutchy

Oh, would you look...?

Kate

Captain has the ship.

Dutchy

What rubbish!

Kate

You know, I might just have to come along and keep an eye on all of you.

Dutchy

Wrecked your uniform.

Kate

Well, fortunately I have others.

Do I... [Indicates a salute.] I don’t need to do that, do I?

Dutchy

Only on Wednesdays.

Dutchy

How are you doing?

Bird

Better than you, by the look of things.

Dutchy

Looks can be deceiving.

Dutchy

Bird, the only reason we are still alive is because you didn't follow my instructions when I told you to run and hide.

Bird

I wanted to.

Dutchy

Which makes what you did all the more brave.

Bird

Brave? Dutchy, I have never been so scared.

Dutchy

Me neither. I'm very proud of you, Bird. You're a damn good sailor. The navy is lucky to have you.

Bird

I still hate guns.