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S4 E14

Sea Patrol · Season 4, Episode 14

“Live Catch” quotes from Sea Patrol

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“Live Catch” · Season 4, Episode 14

In this episode: RO (3), Kate (2), Mike (2), Charge (2), Bird (2), Bomber (1), Dutchy (1)

[Bomber and Kate are in the galley, Bomber is mad at Kate. Bomber drops plate in front of Kate.]

Is that attitude, Bomber?

No Ma'am, it's chicken.

See me in the ship's office when you're done here.

[Over radio.] Sir, we’re returning the illegal catch back to the sea now.

Let’s hope a good number of the fish survive. Well done X.

[To RO.] Why wouldn’t they all survive?

Stress.

Stress?

Big killer in fish.

Really?

[Nods.] Mmm. You think I’m making it up?

I can never really tell if you’re joking or not.

No, I don’t... I don’t joke. I never joke.

You never joke?

Joking’s not my thing.

Okily dokily.

Just one question, sir.

Yes, Charge?

With Bomber away, who’s gonna cook for us?

Well, I’m sure we’ll manage. RO, you’ve had experience in the galley.

Uh, I think that we should probably go back and get her, sir.

How hard can it be to burn a bit of scran?

Seriously, I think that we should go back and get her now.

He may be right, sir. If you could remember back to last time. There was... problems.

Bird, can you cook?

Uh, a bit, sir.

You can give RO a hand in the galley.

Great!

There you go, RO. Enthusiastic helper. Just keep it simple.

We all die, it’s not my fault.

We will die.

[Mike chuckles.)]

[RO returns to the bridge, Charge stops him.]

How’s lunch?

Bird and I had a disagreement about condiments. She’s finishing it up.

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