Bomber quotes from Sea Patrol

Oh, it's a monster! Get the net!

Swain

Come on mate! Get the camera, Bomb!

Bomber

That's your monster?

Dutchy

It's huge!

Bomber

Mate, this thing hasn't got a micro setting!

It's bigger than it looks.

Bomber

Ah, bet you say that to all the girls.

Bomber

There’s nothing to worry about.

Bird

There isn’t?

Bomber

No. It’s a popular dive site. Coastwatch are on the case, we’re on our way, he’s wearing scuba gear.

Dutchy

Bomber’s right. Bird. 2Dads will be fine. He’s got a BCD and an FSB.

Bird

I know a BCD’s a buoyancy control device, what’s an FSB?

Dutchy

Female, Swedish...

Bird

Backpacker.

Dutchy

Bingo. Ten bucks says Coastwatch will find him hitting on her, and he’ll blame us for cramping his style.

Bird

Yeah, I hope so.

Dutchy

Hey, I know so.

Bomber

Is there anything I could help with?

Charge

Why did you volunteer for this detail?

Bomber

I didn't want to be there when they called off the search. So, is there anything I could help?

Charge

No, just stay on the shipping lane. A monkey can do this.

Bomber

Remember when he brought that monkey onboard?

Charge

Idiot!

This is the Coast Watch Announcement. Attention all shipping. The Sudbury Kay - a person's been spotted by Civilian Aircraft on the kay in need of assistance. There are no further details at this time, any vessel in the area, please respond. Over.

Charge

Sudbury Kay!

Bomber

Charge!! That's way south of the search area. It couldn't be him.

Charge

Why not?

Bomber

Well, not if he was diving up in Saxon Reef. It's against the wind direction, current - it's impossible.

Charge

But what if he wasn't on Saxon Reef?

Bomber

What?

Charge

What if they were diving up in Palau Reef? What if Herry Edwards created a fake search area to the north, so he could find 2Dads by himself? That's why he didn't go back to port!

Bomber

And what about that poor girl's leg?

Charge

They planted it!

Bomber

Why?

Charge

I don't know why! I am going to take a look.

Bomber

No Way!

Charge

You steer the ship, I'll take care of the engines.

Kate

Is that attitude, Bomber?

Bomber

No Ma'am, it's chicken.

Kate

See me in the ship's office when you're done here.

Bomber

[Opening the door.] Hi. Um, I was just about to get in the shower.

Don’t let me stop you.

Bomber

[Pulling away.] I don’t even like you.

I hate you, too.

Dutchy

2Dads? Come on, you need to step it up, mate. We gotta get these provisions off the dock ASAP.

Fair go, Dutchy, I reckon I got swine flu, mate.

Bomber

Worm flu, more like it. I told you not to eat that worm in the bottom of the bottle.

RO

Sir. It’s good to have you back.

Mike

Good to be back, RO.

Charge

Starting to look like your old self again, sir.

Mike

I don’t know if I'll be winning any beauty pageants, Charge. Don’t know why I’d be entering any.

Mike

But Bomber and Swain did a pretty good job of patching me up.

Bomber

One of the more enjoyable jobs I’ve had to do as second medic. I’m gonna miss you guys.

Mike

Not as much as we’ll miss you. [Turns to Bird.] What do you think, Bird? This Navy life. Is it all worth it?

Bird

Yeah, I reckon it’s okay, sir.

Mike

Great. [Walks over to Kate and Dutchy.] So, who has the ship?

Kate

I do, sir.

Mike

Very good. Take us home, X.