Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1
I know who has the Planispheric Disk piece, but not where.
Speak.
I put a bug on Velma when I saw her earlier. She didn't suspect a thing. Later, I heard Fred tell her that Shaggy and Scooby have the piece. But he didn't say anything more than that.
He told Velma and us enough. Everything will work out just fine. You see, Scooby is a far more trusting companion than Pericles was to me.
(Sheriff Stone arrives with Cachinga in the police car)
What in the name of kettle corn is going on? I thought you said he (Cachinga) was the creature.
Sorry we had to trick you, Sheriff, but we needed everyone to believe it was Cachinga (Fred deactivates the trap) so we could set a trap for the person who's really behind this.
(Fred unmasks the Headless Horror)
(gasps)
Marion!
But how did you know that she'd attack? I don't get that!
We knew that if Dr. Spartan found out that the curse was fake he'd want to go back to living a life of adventure in the jungle.
A life she definitely didn't want.
(annoyed) Fine. I admit it.
Well, you kind of have to. We caught you in the costume. But how--how did you know it was her?
We found this ring at the botanical gardens. A woman's ring. (to Marion) You went to Oxford, too, didn't you?
Yes. (puts the ring on her finger)
But, Marion, why did you do it?
Because I love you! Because I hate living in the jungle. It's icky. I decided if I couldn't convince you to give up that life, I'd scare you out of it. I came up with the fake legend of Sklar Gringat. I forged an ancient map to the ruins and put it someplace you'd find it. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the challenge. You would be so consumed with finding your next great treasure, you wouldn't be thinking of me, as usual. I pretended to break my ankle because I knew you'd send Cachinga for help and go up into the ruins by yourself. And when you did, my plan fell into place. It gave me a chance to sneak around the back of the ruins, which were actually an old abandoned movie set. The Headless Horror costume was the final piece of the puzzle. I had it specially designed and took months of pilates to train my abdominal muscles to the point where I could control the mouth with my abs.
But the shrunken head... It talked to me.
I got it at a Halloween store. You can record whatever you want it to say. I'm sorry, darling. I never meant to hurt you. I just wanted us to live a normal life. Which we could have if it weren't for those meddling sycophants. Can you ever forgive me?
Sure, I do, baby. I know I'm not the easiest guy to live with. You were just trying to get through to me. Don't worry, we'll work it out. (He and Marion kiss) Sheriff, I don't want to press any charges.
Yeah, I, uh, figured.
Take me back to my room?
Anything.
Cachinga, come.
(leaves the police car with the spear) Thank you. It's been lovely.
Oof. Eahhh! Wood gets older than kindle!
Nice to see you again... (unmasks the Shadowy Figure)
Professor Pericles.
Well, hello, children. How did you know?
Simple. There's only one brain large enough, beside my own, that could have pulled this off. We found the trojan horse program you put on Fred's laptop that let you control all of Fred's traps remotely.
Fred really should have come up with a more secure password than "trappin' guy".
Once you had control of the traps, it was like totally simple to simulate a haunting and terrify the Mayor.
And your avian attributes provided the means to make your spooky shadow creep float like a real ghost.
Too bad for you your avian diet gave you away.
Oh, what can I say? A bird's got to eat.
It still doesn't explain where my dad is, and why you were haunting him.
Why do you think? I wanted his piece of the Planispheric Disk, of course. I knew he would have it close. I just didn't know where. So I decided to scare it out of him.
(looks at the mysterious piece) Planispheric Disk? (to Pericles) But how did you know he had it in the first place?
Because, dear friend, he stole it from me a long time ago. (the gang is confused) Don't believe me? Ask him yourself. (takes off the Shadowy Figure costume and pushes the remote control's button that changes the stairs to slide, Fred unhands the piece of the Planispheric Disk and the gang falls down to the basement) (takes the piece #1 of the Planispheric Disk) I am the smartest criminal parrot in the world! You didn't think I have a back-up plan? (laughs) Until we meet again. Auf wiedersehen, Mystery Incorporated. (flies away)
Did you know we were standing on a trap?
(grabs Daphne) Honestly, there's so many in this house, I've kinda lost track.
(The gang hears a man trapped in a sheet)
Zoinks! Another ghost!
Dad! (releases Daphne and uncovers the sheet) You're okay!
Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred! I am clearly not okay. Untie me.
(unties his dad) Dad, the house wasn't haunted at all. It was Professor Pericles.
Pericles? Are you sure? Did he get the--?
Planispheric Disk? Yeah. He said you stole it from him.
That's... that's absurd! We confiscated it off him years ago, when we locked him up. I've felt it was best to keep it here, safe. That's why I went back in for it.
Mayor Jones, why would Professor Pericles want that piece of the Disk so badly?
Oof! Ha! Ha! How should I know? Are you kids trying to imply something? Because if you are--
No, no, dad. We're just all really happy you're okay. That's what's important, right, gang? This mystery is over. (hugs Mayor Jones)
I'm not sure this mystery is over at all.
Time to reveal who Dead Justice really is. (unmasks Dead Justice)
Deputy Bucky?
What? Bucky, you were like a father to me!
You're 20 years older than me!
There's no proof of that. Why'd you do it?
Sheriff, I think we can explain.
Bucky was tired of being just a deputy. He craved the power and prestige of the Sheriff's office.
Bucky failed every one of his promotion exams. But it wasn't just his grades that got me thinking.
Like, Bucky's a doodler, and his drawings looked an awful lot like Dead Justice's demon bullets.
Bucky disguised himself as the Ghost of Dead Justice and chased down the town's most wanted.
He knew nothing would hurt Sheriff Stone more than losing his job to his hero.
The only thing I don't understand is how he created those bullets.
CGI. It's all CGI these days. I programmed a laser pointer to simulate the animation.
Much as I hate to admit it, I owe you kids one. (Fred puts his hand on Sheriff's shoulder but he lets it go)
(gives an award to Sheriff Stone) People of Crystal Cove, there's a new old new Sheriff in town.
(The crowd cheers and applauds)
Thanks, Mayor Jones. And... Thanks for giving me a raise.
Raise? What raise? An hour ago, your job was free. Don't think I won't find another undead lawman if I have to.
(laughs) You're joking, right?
You know, dad, Bucky would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for us meddling kids. Maybe a little thank you might be, uh...
Uh, that's great, Fred. Listen, I'm late for a work meeting. (leaves)
But work's that way. (Daphne arrives) Why do I even bother?
(accompanies Fred) He cares, Fred, in his own way.
Now, Regina, time to come clean and reveal that you're-- (unmasks The Obliteratrix)
Alice May?
Who's Alice May?
She once pretended to be a Ghost Girl to kidnap Fred for her man posse because she wanted revenge for her father, the Creeper.
But, like, how did you get out of jail?
I got out with the help of the same person who sent me to destroy you... Mr. E!
Huh?
Huh?
E enlisted my services to put you kids in danger in hopes of drawing out his enemy, Professor Pericles. He figured if Pericles thought you were in trouble, he'd come to your rescue. E knew if he could get Pericles to reveal himself, it'd leave his piece of the Planispheric Disk vulnerable. Everything was fake. Special effects.
But, like, where'd you get all the high-tech stuff? How'd you disappear?
E took care of that. It was all courtesy of one of Destroido's shell corporations: Quest Research Laboratories. They supplied me with everything I needed: Weapons, a high-tech cloaking device, even the effects.
(handcuffs Alice) So this was all staged by Mr. E to use the kids as parrot bait.
That's right. And it would have worked, too, if I hadn't been stopped by you, Miss meddling sassy pants! (Next scene in the police car with Sheriff Stone and Alice May arrested)
Wait, so are you telling me that you escaped from prison months ago, and I never noticed? (laughs) I don't think so. (drives away)
Well, gang, another mystery solved.
I just wish we could have done something about your job, Professor Hatecraft.
(arrives with car) H.P.? Yoo-hoo! Oh, there you are, you dear man.
Don't worry, Dean Fenk. I'm on my way to clean out my office now.
Clean out your office? Oh, never. Heh! Haven't you heard the wonderful news? The song "Char Gar Gothakon", based on your novel, is a huge hit in Japan. And since Darrow College published the book, we're gonna make a fortune! (Professor Hatecraft is amazingly surprised) Now, I'm giving you Regina's old office Vampire books are so done and I'm having the dusk mobile repainted. (she and Professor Hatecraft drive away)
Well, Angel, it looks like we owe you one.
Yeah. You saved our tails.
How'd you know where we were?
It's time, Angel. I can't keep this secret anymore.
I wanted to tell you kids earlier, but I was afraid.
Afraid of what?
Of telling you the truth. My real name isn't Angel Dynamite. It's Cassidy Williams. I'm one of the original members of Mystery Incorporated that disappeared.
What?
It was all an accident. We should have never been in that condemned church. But Brad said he'd seen someone coming and going at night, and he wanted to investigate. We thought we'd found a treasure map, but it wasn't treasure; it was a threat, to not just our lives but the lives of our families. The thing in those caves forced us to leave Crystal Cove, or those who loved us would pay the price. (Shaggy and Scooby are terrified)
L-l-like, who threatened you?
He called himself the Freak. The Freak of Crystal Cove. There, now you know the truth. That's what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated, and it will happen to all of you if you don't stop! Forget about the Planispheric Disk. Give Pericles your piece, or Mr. E. I don't care. The mystery is over. Let it end tonight!
You lied to us, Angel. You've been lying to us from the beginning. Why should we listen to anything you have to say to us now? This mystery isn't over until we say it's over. Come on, gang.
No. No, you don't understand. He's still out there. (The gang drives away) The Freak is still out there!
The curse begun, but soon they'll see, the buried truth will end with me. (laughs)
You have no right to bring us here.
I brought you here to protect you.
Yeah, where have I heard that before?
Hello, Ed Machine.
What are you doing here?
I'd like you to deliver a message to Ricky. Or should I call him Mr. E?
(last words) Say what you want to say Pericles, then get out of my house.
(chuckles) Dear Ed, you misunderstand. I don't want to say anything. (attacks Ed Machine in the dark)
(The gang arrives at an old ruined church)
This is where the mystery started, gang. And tonight, this is where it ends.
Dad, I'm sorry. We just...
Uh, uh, uh. I can't hear you. My ears are too clogged with disappointment.
[to Daphne] You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.
What?! Mom, dad, you can't do that! Just listen for a second! Fred and I are engaged!
[Barty faints in Nan's arms]
YOU'RE WHAT?!
Engaged. So you can't split us apart. Right, Fred? Fred?
What? Oh, uh... right! I love Daphne. She's the most important thing in my life, besides the gang, mystery-solving, traps, my dad... truthfully, it's a five-way tie.
[groans] We're getting married as soon as we graduate.
[gasps and drops Barty and points to Mayor Jones] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over!
[Nan grabs Daphne's arm and pulls her away]
Fred!
Daphne!
[Fred reaches for Daphne, but his father pulls him back]
Freddy!
NO! [whispers as Mayor Jones pulls him away] Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disk piece in your room. Velma...
[grabs scroll and hides it behind her back] I'm already on it.
You all know me. You know how I earn a living. I'm a bad clown. Stopping me ain't going to be easy. There's no string and a net to catching me like Mano Tiki Tia or Redbeard's ghost. This Crybaby Clown swallow your town whole. (chuckles) You want your tourism back? You're gonna pay me $5 million. For that, you get the pacifier, the rattle, the whole darn clown. So what's it going to be? Me, or Mystery Incorporated?
Well, it sounds like a good deal to me. I'll start passing the hat. So long, mystery goofs.
Hold on, Clown! That is our town.
(chuckles nervously) That's right! And we don't need money to protect it. Although it would be nice-- (Velma hits him with elbow) Ow!
Freddie, I think it's trapping time.
Right, Velma! And I know the perfect g-- the perfect-- ah-- I-- guh!
What's wrong?
I-- my trapping knowledge! It's gone! My mind is-- is empty!
Wahh wahh. So tragic. Oh, well, I offered. (The door closes abruptly and the lights are shut off) Time's up, Crystal Cove.
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